The Britney Spears Fitness Regimen Works

September 12, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

...The way to cheat the system is to have a psychotic break in adulthood that turns your brain into applesauce, and then to have your freewill handed over to people who benefit monetarily from your ability to be fuckable. Is... READ MORE

Britney Spears’ Manic British Accent Is Back

August 27, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

In between her Thorazine-fueled slothlike twirling on stage during a concert in London this weekend, Spears took the time to pump up the crowd with the same British accent she debuted during her meltdown a decade ago. READ MORE

Baskin Champion Devil’s Reject and Crap Around the Web

July 16, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Another week, another batch of sexy links including Selena Gomez' blood covered boobs, Rita Ora's nude panties, and this week's best boob tube nudes! READ MORE

Jim Parsons Owes It All To Brit

June 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Time Magazine can now add Britney Spears name on the list of 100 Most Influential People of 2018. She inspired Jim Parsons’ to become an actor. Yes, legendary actor Jim Parsons who you probably wouldn’t know exists if it... READ MORE

Here Are Pics Of Britney Spears Picking A Bikini Wedgie

June 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

A lot is going on in the world right now. Too much. After debating on covering either Mahatma Kardashian Gandhi’s successful efforts to release a woman from prison or the fact that John Goodman looks like he’s wearing a glove... READ MORE

Olivia Culpo Hip n’ Lip Huggin’ and Crap Around the Web

May 24, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

You’re nearly to the end of the week! Celebrate with Betsy Volk’s volkin’ lovely pair, Barbara Palvin’s sexy Instagram, and the Top 10 Opening Credits Nude Scenes! Betsy Volk Titties of the Day Britney Spears: Forget More Support, It... READ MORE

Kevin Federline Asking For More Child Support From Britney Spears

May 24, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The walking and talking answer to the question "What if Kid Rock, Jesse Pinkman, and a pile of meth had a test tube baby together?" currently receives $20K a month from Britney Spears in child support. But he claims... READ MORE

Liz Hurley Looking MILF-tastic and Crap Around the Web

May 4, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Head into the weekend with Britney Spears looking amazing, Julianne Hough's perky pokies, and foreign film flesh from Blue is the Warmest Color! READ MORE

Britney Spears Manic Kohl’s Fashion Show In Time For Spring

April 26, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If any of you ladies out there were looking for the perfect spring outfit that tells people "I'm a dead-eyed zombie hooking at Easter brunch" then you're in luck, because Britney Spears is modeling that exact trend in her... READ MORE