Britney Spears Drug Den Kohl’s Fashion Show Is Back

January 31, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Here's Spears in the looks "Sex-trafficked teen" and "Slutty Ohio mom." READ MORE

Britney Spears Goes Out With a Bang, On a Harness (VIDEO)

January 2, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Spears now fades back into her life of suburban motherhood and dating questionable men her handlers convince her are refreshingly nice guys during their nightly upload into the chip implanted in her forebrain.


Britney Spears Case Of The Runs While Singing Elvis Live

December 4, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

You know it's going to be a good day when Britney Spears' handlers sprinkle out a trail of Zoloft to lure her in front of the cameras to sing live. The inexplicably still up and running Spears sports the... READ MORE

Britney Spears Painting Auctioned For $10,000 To Guy Who Was Auctioning It

November 6, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Britney Spears gave the art world the wake-up call it desperately needed when she painted a breathtaking field of flowers as it would appear on a sheet of stickers. The original video of Spears creating her mentally incapacitated fantasy is what... READ MORE

Britney Spears Handicapable Tit Artist

October 17, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Britney Spears delivers the only funny Saturday Night Live skit I've seen in ten years in a new Instagram video demonstrating her surprising comedic chops. Or, she's proving that she's thriving with a severe mental handicap and should be applauded... READ MORE

Britney Spears Here To Comfort Vegas Victims

October 16, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I wonder what level of confused you have to be when washed up celebrity singer Britney Spears becomes your sole sense of security after a mass shooting. 


Britney Spears Solo Kohl’s Fashion Show At Home

September 19, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Britney Spears might not be invited to mingle with the who's who of drug addicts at fashion week events happening around the world, but that isn't stopping her from putting on a manic dead-eyed fashion show of her own... READ MORE

Brittany Spears Spends Most Of Her Money On Massages

September 14, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Britney manages to remind us that most other people who would have made the same mistakes she did don't have an empire of cash as a safety net to land on. The expenses of her dogs are higher than... READ MORE

Britney Spears Makeup Free Bravery

August 30, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The bar for celebrity heroism is relatively low. Also, objectively low. A staunch Tweet against the alt-right, a donation of nearly 1/2500th of your annual income to flood victims in Houston, or posting make-up free on Instagram. 


Britney Spears Popozao Pump-Up and Shit Around the Web

August 25, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kylie Jenner's topless debut, Jourdan Dunn caught topless, and more!