Liz Hurley Looking MILF-tastic and Crap Around the Web

May 4, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Head into the weekend with Britney Spears looking amazing, Julianne Hough's perky pokies, and foreign film flesh from Blue is the Warmest Color! READ MORE

Britney Spears Manic Kohl’s Fashion Show In Time For Spring

April 26, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If any of you ladies out there were looking for the perfect spring outfit that tells people "I'm a dead-eyed zombie hooking at Easter brunch" then you're in luck, because Britney Spears is modeling that exact trend in her... READ MORE

Britney Spears Lets Us All In On The Secret To Happiness

April 18, 2018 | Photos | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Britney Spears is my spirit animal. She’s on a planet of delusion I wish I could inhabit. Spears soaks her existence in the proverb “ignorance is bliss” and terrible spray tan. She may possibly be the happiest half baked... READ MORE

Britney Spears Not Herself For Kenzo

March 22, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Britney Spears hasn't been Britney Spears since she had a psychotic break and began living on a healthy diet of Lithium-laced grits, but her fans still hold out hope that the lip-syncer is mere moments away at any given time... READ MORE

Britney Spears Drug Den Kohl’s Fashion Show Is Back

January 31, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Here's Spears in the looks "Sex-trafficked teen" and "Slutty Ohio mom." READ MORE

Britney Spears Goes Out With a Bang, On a Harness (VIDEO)

January 2, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Spears now fades back into her life of suburban motherhood and dating questionable men her handlers convince her are refreshingly nice guys during their nightly upload into the chip implanted in her forebrain.


Britney Spears Case Of The Runs While Singing Elvis Live

December 4, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

You know it's going to be a good day when Britney Spears' handlers sprinkle out a trail of Zoloft to lure her in front of the cameras to sing live. The inexplicably still up and running Spears sports the... READ MORE

Britney Spears Painting Auctioned For $10,000 To Guy Who Was Auctioning It

November 6, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Britney Spears gave the art world the wake-up call it desperately needed when she painted a breathtaking field of flowers as it would appear on a sheet of stickers. The original video of Spears creating her mentally incapacitated fantasy is what... READ MORE

Britney Spears Handicapable Tit Artist

October 17, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Britney Spears delivers the only funny Saturday Night Live skit I've seen in ten years in a new Instagram video demonstrating her surprising comedic chops. Or, she's proving that she's thriving with a severe mental handicap and should be applauded... READ MORE