02.21.2007 NICKY HILTON IS A FAILURE

The Chicago Tribune says that the development group who planned to finance Nicky Hilton hotels in Chicago and Miami is pulling their money off  the table and walking away.  The group is still involved with both sites and still plan to run them as hotels but they will not be involved with Nicky Hilton.  The first hotel was set to open in Miami in November of 2006 but has not had an official opening date for some time.  The Chicago hotel has never had an official opening date.  The two hotels, which Nicky named after herself, have suffered several setbacks and delays, most recently after Nicky was caught on tape giggling through a racist rant with sister Paris.  She has been sued at least twice, once for breach of contract and once for claiming other peoples work as her own.  The Tribune says:

Nicky Hilton and her representatives could not be reached for comment. The two projects were to be her debut in the business her family is known for, though neither would be affiliated with Hilton Hotels. The move comes a week after Falor's firm sued Hilton in federal court, alleging she failed to deliver on promises to promote the redevelopment projects.

Wow, what a shocking conclusion.  If anyone could have predicted that Nicky Hilton was too dumb/lazy to run a hundred million dollar business venture, that person should be burned at the stake because they're obviously a witch, using the dark forces for evil instead of for good.  And by "for good" I mean "making me a kissing potion that seduces models", like I asked for a hundred freakin times.

(24) Comments

  1. Mr Submissive 02/21/2007 10:38

    I agree

  2. Michael 02/21/2007 10:44

    Oooh, flashy lights. Preeettttyyyyy. More!!!!

  3. Doctress Leisa 02/21/2007 10:45

    What were the developers thinking, anyway? “Gee, this chick is a Hilton, so she must know about the hotel business–let’s give her $100 mil to play with!” If you’re in business and THAT fucking stupid then you got what yuou deserved.

  4. Robert05 02/21/2007 10:45

    In the future I would have to insist when writing a post about ether Hilton girl to please use the photo of Paris and Nicky rubbing butts in the limo.
    P.s. how do I change my login name? It just occurred to me there might be another Robert.

  5. BarbadoSlim 02/21/2007 10:50

    What the fuck is up with that left eye pointing due-west? And these so called “investors” should be made to answer for giving this idiotic skank press in the first place.

  6. Billy01 02/21/2007 10:53

    The most interesting part of that piece was the fact that “dark forces” was picked up as an ad link. Seems odd. Is it coincidence that both “Nicky Hilton” and “dark forces” were the only ad links in that piece? Yeah, probably.

  7. Angela 02/21/2007 10:58

    Silly bitch

  8. Anthony 02/21/2007 10:59

    Brendon should try writing a letter to Jim’ll Fix It. He makes dreams come true. Providing you’re dreams are mundane and unimaginative. Like wanting to drive a bus or visit an ice cream factory. But you never know, although Jim’ll never responded to my request to appear in a Wile Coyote cartoon. Together we’d have caught that smug bastard asexual Roadrunner.

  9. thor 02/21/2007 11:30

    Do NOT pigeon hole the Roadrunner. He is not the bird you think he is.

  10. Juan 02/21/2007 11:35

    Way to set a good example for your younger sister, Nicky. Now Paris will probably turn into a lazy, useless, herpes-infested, drug-taking, racist, promiscuous slut. Oh, wait…

  11. LuluJ 02/21/2007 11:39

    To the companies whinning about their failed investments, all I can offer you is a well worn phrase from my Thai neck of the woods - SOM NAM FUCKING NAAH!

  12. El Fucko Face o 02/21/2007 12:55

    This marks the first time someone has pulled out on a Hilton girl without immediately shooting a sticky load in their eye.

  13. thor 02/21/2007 13:03

    El Fucko @ 12:55 — Lol. And this might explain their lazy (read: gummed up) eyes.

  14. El Fucko Face o 02/21/2007 13:18

    Exactamundo.

  15. Budgyrl 02/21/2007 13:43

    Her parents must be just bursting with pride right now. Let’s not forget that the Hilton hotel brand was not widley known before these two ubersluts reached puberty. *rolling eyes*

  16. JewishSurfer 02/21/2007 14:09

    I always figured that Nicky Hilton was the “good” Hilton sister…and by good I mean only slightly more intelligent and slightly less skanky. I know people will agree with me but I also found her more attractive. I’d actually do her.

  17. victoria 02/21/2007 14:18

    googly eyes….thats all

  18. Blogthis 02/21/2007 14:22

    Jewishsurfer — Being the “good” Hilton sister is like being the smartest kid with Downs Syndrome.

  19. Sebastian 02/21/2007 14:53

    Now blondes, there’s proof that dyeing your hair brown does not make you (look) intelligent. Boss-eyed fucking muppet. Jeez, if she’d dyed it blue she’d be a ringer for Gonzo, only without the talent.

  20. foo 02/21/2007 15:11

    God Damn can we end the shit of this fucking whore and her sister

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