02.06.2007 PARIS NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE

GLAAD (the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) is now demanding that Paris Hilton apologize to the gay and African American communities for her use of racist and homophobic language in a video that was seen online last week.  The video shows Paris and Nicky Hilton calling a man a "fag" and Paris refers to herself by saying, "We're like two niggers."  Later Paris calls someone a, "Nigger hoodlum, broke poor bitch from, like, Compton."  GLAAD President Neil G Giuliano says:

"These are not frivolous words, and to use them as if they are gives tacit sanction to the racism and homophobia they engender. Hilton has an obligation to go on the record, explain herself, and publicly apologize to the LGBT and African American communities and all those offended by these slurs."

Does anyone think for an instant that if Paris Hilton does apologize, she’ll actually mean it and be sorry.  In Hilton's defense, minorities are pretty scary.  That's why I don't think it was such a big deal when that black guy in the bank walked up to me with his hand out and I hid behind my girlfriend, eventually pushing her into him and saying "don't hurt me, take her instead" before I ran away.  Turns out he was the loan officer we had an appointment with, but what am I, psychic?

(75) Comments

  1. Dorian 02/06/2007 12:03

    I’d like to see this cunt get kidnapped by Thai guerrillas and tortured for years. What a waste of skin and breath.

  2. Doctress Leisa 02/06/2007 12:04

    Apologize? PARIS? The only sincere thing to ever come out of her mouth was a dick.

  3. lipstickface 02/06/2007 12:07

    LOL!

  4. JC 02/06/2007 12:10

    There isn’t enough paper.

  5. Lisa04 02/06/2007 12:11

    like they give a sh!t about the gay & black community. the only way she’ll apologize is if she thinks it will help her career.

  6. Christopher 02/06/2007 12:11

    She’s got HERPES! Who cares what she thinks? Who cares if she apologizes? It’d be more less convincing as that Mel Gibson apology… as if an apology is going to magically stop you from hating Jews or from being afraid of Black people even when one has a basketball jersey on.

  7. Louis 02/06/2007 12:12

    Okay I know this site is funny and that is the point but on a serious note as unacceptable as I might think it is to say what Paris said and as much as I don’t agree with those views in anyway nor would I use those words, isn’t in within her freedom of speech to say that shit. I mean can some fucking rights group sue everyone (especially famous people even if they are famous for fucking nothing) everytime they say something like that? That is just stupid and as much as I want this lazy, ugly, cumdumpster of a human being to get the karmatic ass kicking she so surely deserves this is not how I want to see it.

    I would much prefer she be anally fucked with a hose attached to a vat of lard until she is 600lbs., covered in acne and bedores, visited by Richard Simmons, and finally dies of a terribly painful heart attack.

    Thank you, Thank you. I know I’m a fucking genius.

  8. EdgardoElegante 02/06/2007 12:12

    Wow, for a second there I thought it was a picture of Britney Spears. Either I am going blind from jerking off too much or all those dumb hoes look alike.

  9. Sanguis 02/06/2007 12:15

    Louis, no one wants to sue her, they just want to call attention to her unacceptable behavior that many people (like the companies that pay her big bucks to endorse their products, or douchebags who pay her to attend events) seem to disregard. That said, I’m sure her apology would be more laughable than the Gibson and Washington ones.

  10. Alan 02/06/2007 12:16

    Paris almost makes me ashamed to be white.

  11. slip 02/06/2007 12:17

    tru dat

  12. Sanguis 02/06/2007 12:18

    EdgardoElegante - I see the resemblance now, too. I think it’s the coke bloat in the face.

  13. EdgardoElegante 02/06/2007 12:18

    Alan: it could be worse, you could be black. (HEY NOW!)

  14. Ryan13 02/06/2007 12:19

    There’s only one apology she could possibly make that would make anyone feel better: walk saucily up to the podium in front of the congregation of GLAAD and NAACP representatives, flash her signature “hot” glance, reach into her chihuahua-fur-and-sequins purse, pull out a 9 millimeter and blow her brains all over the backdrop. Although, knowing Paris, she’d fuck it up somehow. Like, she’d probably only use the gun’s reflection to check to see if she wiped all of the cum off of her cheek.

  15. The Duchess 02/06/2007 12:19

    To demand an apology from Paris is to credit her opinion for having some importance. Does anyone on this planet care what Paris thinks–assuming that she can–about anything?

  16. mrs.garrison 02/06/2007 12:22

    bitch needs a black friend STAT. What about Brandy?

  17. Lisa04 02/06/2007 12:23

    Totally agreed Louis

  18. Kurt01 02/06/2007 12:27

    Correct Duchess, thats why the black groups have more respect than to jump on the gay bandwagon. It must suck to be a “minority” group who needs paris’s attention.

  19. Robert 02/06/2007 12:30

    This probably doesn’t help matters, but she really needs to get anally rape with a broom stick by a bunch of black lesbians. In prison. With the cameras rolling. Pay-per-view.

  20. perfectcircle 02/06/2007 12:30

    Public apologies are so cliche. I think the only true solution here is a public stoning. I mean, it would be easy to convince Paris to go. She would think a public stoning is when everyone gets stoned and higher than a kite. She’d say, “weeeeeeeeee, der, that’s hot, der, um, like, yeah, that’s hot, weeeeee, herpes and anal sex is good but I don’t like the nosebleeds, der….”

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