February 24, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

I think it's illegal to go to a premiere in a see thru shirt with no bra on if you're almost 50, but Patricia Heaton did it anyway.  And now we're the ones forced to suffer for it.  Thinking about naked old people is pretty much my least favorite hobby ever.  Sex with an old person would be like sex with a grilled cheese sandwich.  Why do old people even have vaginas?  Cup holders?  Sneaking candy into movie theaters?  Please god tell me it's not sex.

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