REHAB LOOKS FUN AND EASY

Lindsay Lohan was busted yet again yesterday taking a break from rehab, despite trying to disguise herself as JoJo.  But, to be honest, she needed a quiet day out, since she spent the weekend clubbing with Paris Hilton.  TMZ says:

Rehab-hopping Lindsay Lohan threw herself back into the hornet's nest over the weekend — by popping into the Hollywood bar scene.  TMZ spies didn't see her drink, but she tempted fate by keeping company with premiere party pal, Paris Hilton.  The tabloid twosome created a paparazzi firestorm Friday night as they laughed and joked on their way out of Les Deux nightclub. Then, less than 24 hours later, TMZ cameras caught Lohan sneaking out of Area nightclub…

Man it's really inspiring to see how hard Lindsay is working to get sober.  This is exactly like one of those inspiring movies where the figure skater gets into a car wreck and the doctor tells her she'll never skate again.  And the skater says, “No, no you’re wrong, I will skate again".  And then the skater works real hard and wins a big competition.  Except, in this case, instead of the skater working real hard and overcoming obstacles, the skater just said "awww man", then got high and blew some dudes. In Lindsay's defense, that sounds like a pretty good movie too.

UPDATE – aww god dammit.  okay, Lindsay is in this set of pictures but just barely, as you can see here.   I cant even begin to guess why the photographer was focused on someone else.  But obviously thats not her in most of these.   And I say "obviously" meaning now that I actually look at it.  I'm not gonna lie to you, I'd rather look at shark attack photos than any more pictures of Lindsay Lohan.  Sorry.