Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs allegedly got into a fight and punched a man in the face at an Oscar party Monday morning at about 2am. Page Six says:
The rap impresario allegedly socked Gerard Rechnitzer, 27, outside of an Oscars after-party at Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel … Rechnitzer incurred the wrath of Diddy when he exited a bathroom and saw his fiancée surrounded by six men, including Combs … After about five minutes of watching his girlfriend get hit on by Diddy, Rechnitzer intervened … Combs then punched Rechnitzer in the jaw, according to the complaint. Rechnitzer, a real-estate agent, was thrown about five feet by the wallop and was severely injured … By the time the police showed up, Combs had left.
Whatever. Replace the word "fight" with the word "hissyfit" and the word "man" with "stuffed animal" and I might believe Sean Combs sent someone flying 5 feet. You might as well say the guy was left with a smoldering outline of a fist in his chest. Puff Daddy is a little bitch playing dress up. He's about as gangsta as Winnie the Pooh. If he had never met B.I.G. and leached off his far superior talent, "Diddy" wouldn't be designing underwear, he'd be inspecting it.
p diddy is a bitch
Lol, inspecting it, nice.
“…he’d be inspecting it.” that’s genius.
His remains were carried out in a doggy bag.
“What DIDNT Diddy do?!”
Yeah, I can’t see that twat Diddy hiting anyone and making them ‘fly through the air’. Apart from the fact that only happens in cartoons and martial arts movies. Did he land on a glass coffe table and it smashed? Or on an aqaurium and it burst open and fish were all spilled out on the floor?
I hate the legal system, but the idea of him getting sued makes me feel warm.
I wish everyone had gone on calling this douchebag “Puffy” even after he tried to change it…in my imagination I can picture him running around shouting “come on, you guys, stop calling me that!” and “hey, give me back my inhaler, I need that for my asthma!” And then I’d say “sucks to your ass-mar” and blow the conch.
That must have been one smokin hot chick.
I’m 99.99999% sure that had diddy not been with 5 bear-sized dudes, he’d have kept his hands firmly in his pockets because he’s a cowardly bitch. Every time i hear a story about combs it involves some one else with a fire arm, combs and his entorage….never just combs being a bad-ass. How this prick got so far on so little talent i’ll never know. Some one put a bullet in him already.
This is the man who once sent out party invitations telling men to shave and what clothes to wear. I hear Queer Eye is looking for a token black man. In other news–take your own advice. Shiny suits went out with A Flock of Seagulls.
Tell your friends, to get with my friends (your freinds)
And we can be friends
Shit we can do this every weekend (that’s right)
Aight? Is that aight with you?
Well if the man was 5 or more feet tall, and both his feet were off the ground at the same time, I think it’s a fair statement. When you’re trying to sue for as much as possible, I mean.
you suckers be careful or Puff will cap all your asses! lol
He’s gangsta!!! Be affraid, be very affraid… ohhhhhh
Diddy Did it
I’m with the Doc. I can’t wait for the headline. “Diddy Shot To Shit On Entourages Day Off”.
Why kind we all get along? Like the animals in these heartwarming Durdenite images. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/6404425.stm Do these fine creatures take each others ho’s? Emphatically not. Do they cap each other in the kneecap? Not at all.
The Hair Bear Bunch were pretty gangsta. They even had an invisible motorcycle.
Bah. When someone like Puffy says the word “cap” he’s more likely to be talking about a beret than a bullet.
Anthony - Now they were some cool bears. Fuck Mr. Peevly!