WHATEVER

Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs allegedly got into a fight and punched a man in the face at an Oscar party Monday morning at about 2am.  Page Six says:

The rap impresario allegedly socked Gerard Rechnitzer, 27, outside of an Oscars after-party at Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel … Rechnitzer incurred the wrath of Diddy when he exited a bathroom and saw his fiancée surrounded by six men, including Combs … After about five minutes of watching his girlfriend get hit on by Diddy, Rechnitzer intervened … Combs then punched Rechnitzer in the jaw, according to the complaint.  Rechnitzer, a real-estate agent, was thrown about five feet by the wallop and was severely injured … By the time the police showed up, Combs had left.

Whatever.  Replace the word "fight" with the word "hissyfit" and the word "man" with "stuffed animal" and I might believe Sean Combs sent someone flying 5 feet.  You might as well say the guy was left with a smoldering outline of a fist in his chest.  Puff Daddy is a little bitch playing dress up.  He's about as gangsta as Winnie the Pooh.  If he had never met B.I.G. and leached off his far superior talent, "Diddy" wouldn't be designing underwear, he'd be inspecting it.