02.02.2007 YEAH THIS MAKES SENSE

I'm not even gay but I would totally throw my panties on stage if Ritchie Sambora was playing.  What a handsome man.  Who knows what evening of erotic delights he has in store for girlfriend Denise Richards, here on vacation in Hawaii.  Should they start with spraying solarcane on his back while he stands there looking frumpy.  Or maybe she could watch him bend over to put on some pants while he says "ooo-ummph…" and then holds his lower back.  Either way, that shit is gonna be hot!

UPDATE - super high res of pic 5 here.  good times.



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  1. 02/02/2007 14:42

    That banner pic looks like the beginning of a Valtrex commercial. I know bryce is excited.

  2. victoria 02/02/2007 14:42

    he looks like a fat rock lobster FUCKING EW! wtf is she thinking?

  3. Myk 02/02/2007 14:42

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  4. BFD 02/02/2007 14:43

    Hey Grandpa! What’s for supper?

  5. Narrator 02/02/2007 14:44

    It looks like father and daughter playing in the ocean. She must need a father figure or have some sort of fucked up childhood.

  6. CE 02/02/2007 14:44

    this man belongs in the circus, he only has hair on his nipples. What kind goblin only ensures that there is only hair on his nipples? Fucking Weirdo man.

  7. JohnnyPersonMan 02/02/2007 14:46

    That’s disgusting! What does he see in her?

  8. Doctress Leisa 02/02/2007 14:48

    Jesus, I think my vagina just snapped shut. Seriously.

  9. El Fucko Face o 02/02/2007 14:48

    This is exactly why you learn to play guitar-it should be an advertisement for G.I.T.

  10. Ravener 02/02/2007 14:49

    Oh my… Denise is Denising all over the Denise. I can’t Denise that she’s having a Denise with that Denise. Plus, the Denise she’s Denising is totally Denise for her. So Denise… so Denise.

  11. A Different Mike 02/02/2007 14:51

    I smell pork rinds.

  12. bryce 02/02/2007 14:52

    Denise is wealthy right? If so WTF? Seriously. WTF? I think I’m having a stroke…

  13. JohnnyPersonMan 02/02/2007 14:52

    In photo #6 it looks like she temporarily realized the mistake she’s making.

  14. Charmiane 02/02/2007 14:54

    Changing the topic a bit

  15. chris16 02/02/2007 14:56

    i cant wait for the picture of charlie sheen frolicking in the jersey surf with rosie odonnell, except replace jersey surf with 400 grams of cocaine, and replace rosie odonnel with topless asian whores on unicycles tossing the blow in his face, charlie sheen is the fucking man and denise richards probably had to go into the ocean as her only chance of getting ‘wet’ with this fucking slob, beat.

  16. El Fucko Face o 02/02/2007 14:56

    So awesome. I’m making this picture my new screen saver. Keep working out, ladies. Me, I’m gonna go grab a bacon-cheeseburger and 6 or 7 Guinness’. See you in my hotel room after the show.

  17. First!! 02/02/2007 14:56

    I always remembered her boobs being larger :(

  18. Ravener 02/02/2007 14:56

    Relax people, there’s a perfect explanation for this.

  19. meangirl 02/02/2007 14:56

    hahhaha johnnyperson, =) both comments=awesome.

  20. audioholic 02/02/2007 14:57

    Denise and Ritchie like to do meth together and then bake in the sun until they get blistered.

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