Anna Nicole Smiths body was loaded onto a private plane at Miami International Airport this morning for transport to the Bahamas for her funeral, which began just a short while ago, but not after a fitting amount of delays and drama. Lawyers for Anna Nicole Smith's mother, Virgie Arthur, filed a petition in a Bahamas court trying to stop the funeral before Anna's body was buried. The hearse carrying Anna's body was forced to come to a stop just yards from the church where the funeral was about to take place, but at 10:30am est, a judge ruled against Arthur and the funeral was allowed to continue.
It was a typically classy and understated affair, with Anna Nicole’s hearse having pimped out chrome rims and her coffin covered by an elaborate pink draping with pink feathers and streamers. A giant jib camera was swooping over the steeple outside the church and there was a “movie premiere” style red carpet leading into the church. Awesome, right. Maybe they could put hydraulics on the coffin too. So just when you think it's being lowered into the ground it kinda shakes back up and makes that zoom sound. It's the way Anna would have wanted it.
Tyler Durden loves Anna Nicole Smith.
2nd post what what
..And then they opened the casket and she got up and said “Just kitten!, uh huhuh uh uhuhuhuh HAH!”
Any woman named “Virgie” should lose her right to be offended when referred to as a “white trash trailer ho”. I guess she knows her shot at the $500 million gets buried with ANC’s cold, dead carcass. It’ll be back to the doublewide for Virgie, and not just talking about her ass. She’ll be dead soon.
Ride Lo
How many heads of state were present at this funeral? Who was the official U.S. representative? George W. Bush? Dick Cheney? Was Tony Blair there? I mean, she was one of the most important people on the planet, at least according to cable news networks.
lorider—-oh but wait. virgie and daniel’s father are still pursuing petitions to have both daniel and ANS exhumed and taken back to Texas. bill smith and vergie have no shame. they just want to see mexia, tx get all the tourism the bahamas is getting in the hopes that they will get rich.
I bet she smells fabulous.
Closed casket? All that plastic surgery for naught.
Fuckin’ hell….she’s gonna have those big movie premiere spotlights emitting from her headstone, I just know it.
Just when you think it can’t sink any lower…it does! God bless America and Americans! We have much to proud of.
How long until Howard K Stern sells the corpse shots.
Classy!
is the tv movie going to be ready for end of year sweeps?
is the tv movie going to be ready for end of year sweeps?
Is is true a fight broke out in an attempt to recover the breast implants?
you can take the girl out of the country - something like that - i can not believe how terrible this is (especially the photo of her looking like Monroe), but one thing is for sure - i can smell made for tv movie already!
Wait, Anna Nicole Smith is DEAD?!? When the fuck did this happen?!!?
Classy is as classy does.
Kinda brings new meaning to the words, “Anna Nicole Smiths body was loaded onto a private plane.”
Oh, and I’m still the father to her child, DAMN IT!
Guests also received a picture of ANS with a coupon on the back good for 1 free order of chicken wings with purchase of greater or equal value at any participating Hooters location and a souvenir Hard Rock Casino shot glass.