ANNAS FUNERAL IS RIGHT NOW

Anna Nicole Smiths body was loaded onto a private plane at Miami International Airport this morning for transport to the Bahamas for her funeral, which began just a short while ago, but not after a fitting amount of delays and drama.  Lawyers for Anna Nicole Smith's mother, Virgie Arthur, filed a petition in a Bahamas court trying to stop the funeral before Anna's body was buried.   The hearse carrying Anna's body was forced to come to a stop just yards from the church where the funeral was about to take place, but at 10:30am est, a judge ruled against Arthur and the funeral was allowed to continue.  It was a typically classy and understated affair, with Anna Nicole’s hearse having pimped out chrome rims and her coffin covered by an elaborate pink draping with pink feathers and streamers.  A giant jib camera was swooping over the steeple outside the church and there was a “movie premiere” style red carpet leading into the church.  Awesome, right.  Maybe they could put hydraulics on the coffin too.  So just when you think it's being lowered into the ground it kinda shakes back up and makes that zoom sound.  It's the way Anna would have wanted it.