03.26.2007 BREAKING NEWS - SNL DID SOMETHING FUNNY

You could show the surveillance footage of a children's cancer ward, and focus on one kid with cancer, and he's holding a puppy, and the puppy also has cancer, and then tell me it was Saturday Night Live, and I wouldn't notice any difference for at least an hour. And even then I wouldn't notice because it was any less funny than a typical SNL, but because they usually have a band. Still, this Peyton Manning thing was pretty funny - albeit obvious - sketch. Hitting kids in the nuts is comedy gold.

NBC IS FUCKING RETARDED UPDATE - so it seems NBC had youtube take this clip down, because why would you wanna promote the fact that your show might be funny and entertaining,.  SNLs rating might creep up to a 1 share, and then it would be sheer pandemonium over there.

SECOND UPDATE - bam! 



(28) Comments

  1. El Fucko Face o 03/26/2007 10:22

    This is Gumby, dammit!

  2. bryce 03/26/2007 10:29

    Hitting kids is funny. And they are usually too small and weak to fight back or run away. You know they might only be 9 or 10 but I totally kicked their asses…

  3. El Fucko Face o 03/26/2007 10:30

    Sorry, that was the Guinness talking.

  4. El Fucko Face o 03/26/2007 10:34

    Manning played for the University of Tennessee Volunteers-he learned comedy by studying Hee Haw training films, so of course he’s funny.

  5. Willie Beamin 03/26/2007 10:37

    i like hitting kids with my car….its great how they roll up over the hood and get airborne. Some bounce off the windshield and get up to 15 feet in the air. Good Times

  6. Juan 03/26/2007 10:50

    That little girl in the pink is lucky Peyton Manning did the skit instead of Tom Brady. I’m just saying…

  7. Willie Beamin 03/26/2007 10:56

    Yeah cause that girl would be pregnant by now

  8. Pedro! 03/26/2007 10:59

    “now i’ll kill a snitch…”

  9. Tennessee Tuxedo 03/26/2007 11:03

    Totally unbelievable. They had me going until Peyton used the girl to hit on the blonde chick. Lemme guess - Kenny Chesney was the musical guest?

  10. Buck 03/26/2007 11:28

    I’m not sure if the fact that he actually acts like that on the sidelines makes this funnier, or less funny.

  11. KJ 03/26/2007 12:31

    Good shit.

  12. Nate 03/26/2007 12:44

    Very funny, but I’ll maintain that this entire SNL season has been full of fantastic segments and for some reason the show eternally faces the perception that it’s been “going downhill.”

  13. Ass Tagger 03/26/2007 13:01

    That, as much as I loathe crybaby Peyton Manning, I gotta admit that was a funny skit.

  14. nash 03/26/2007 13:35

    Well, nate, that’s because you’re a dumbass. SNL hasn’t been funny in years, the only reason I watch is if Scarlett Johansson is hosting because of that incredible rack, that alone makes the show worth watching but without those massive sweater puppets, it’s pure crap. I’m sure you could compile all the kinda funny sketches SNL has made in the past 6 years and make like, 1 epsiode that is almost worth watching, but still doesn’t compare to the old episodes. i hope in time you will come to realize what a retarded jackass you’ve been. That being said, are we sure this is SNL, because this is way too funny. Notice how there were no cast members in this sketch, there it is right there, fire everyone and start from scratch. This shit is going nowhere.

  15. NunoFreak 03/26/2007 13:53

    “Lemme guess - Kenny Chesney was the musical guest?”

    Dude, you’re a fucking idiot! You are way off…it was Carrie Underwood.

  16. Tennessee Tuxedo 03/26/2007 13:58

    I guess it would’ve been too much of a giveaway if Kenny Chesney was on SNL with Peyton. I am an idiot.

  17. Buck 03/26/2007 17:33

    SNL sucks. It’s never funny, and I should know, because I never watch it. Sincerely, nash.

  18. R.J. 03/26/2007 17:33

    the 2nd skit of the night was pretty funny too. they were doing NCAA brackets on ESPN and peyton had gotten some wrong and Amy Poeler was playing a woman who was doing her first bracket and got all of them right for reasons like “My old college roommate was Charlotte Duke. She was a whore. I would never pick Duke.” and “I picked USC over texas because… texas is orange.”

  19. R.J. 03/26/2007 17:34

    and then Peyton would make funny faces.

  20. R.J. 03/26/2007 17:34

    because he got them wrong.

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