I don’t know what I was expecting, but this thing may officially kill the novelty of the “celebrity” sex tape. Not only is it boring, but the chick in it is only a celebrity because she has a celebrity sex tape. That’s circular logic, at best. A boat show in Iowa has bigger celebrities than this tape. And since she’s only famous because some dude fucked her after checking his lighting, I’m almost positive that makes her a porn star. So that’s how this needs to be judged, and on those merits, this chick would barely crack the top 100 (just after Jenna Haze but well before Wifey). Today’s porn has hotter chicks, more deviant sex and even more exotic locations. "Buttman & Rocco's Brazilian Butt Fest" has everything this tape does, but with more star power and at one point they interview a girl next to a pretty fountain. Three minutes later they shove unspeakable things inside of her, of course, but the fountain was a classy touch .
(most of the tape is on a player after the jump, but it’s a little choppy. You’d be better served going over to Drunken Stepfather. He has downloadable clips. And a way funnier post.)
Hmmm…today could be promising.
Feet???
Unless there is a one-legged bisexual Lithuanian contortionist involved, I’m not interested.
damn it. what a god damn tease. it’s right there but i can’t watch it cuz they frown on these kind of things at work. hmm…kim k sex tape? work? kim k sex tape? work?….
Well, the fountain makes the production classy ONLY if they actually shove it up her butt. As for Kim Whatsherface, who gives a shit? Some brotha’ pees on her? I could walk out right now and start peeing on five less hairy better looking ho’s.
I was looking forward to this tape. I think she’s hot as fuckin’ hell. I even got a subscription to Rapidshare to guarantee a fast download. I did get a fast download last night and started watching it this morning - fucking boring. I watched half of it and went back to my usual porn. The dude’s a jackass too. How dumb motherfuckers get these girls is beyond me. Maybe she’s a jackass too.
Clips 1 - 4: http://rapidshare.com/files/2217469…_clips_1-4_.rar
Clips 5 - 7: http://rapidshare.com/files/2217247…_clips_5-7_.rar
Jenna Haze is the QUEEN of Porn…..This chick has about as much action as blow up doll…Not that I know anything about blow up dolls…You know what I mean….
I love her..
could this girl says anything else but “shit baby, baby shit”…
hey, stop raggin’ on Wifey!
See…The fact is that Ray J would bang his own grandmother harder than this if it meant being Usher for a day. Anyway, this is garbage. End of.
Huzzah for good porn! Boo to bad porn. At any point do they have sex on the back of a bear? If not it’s a deal breaker for me…
What part of “This will make you tons of $$$” can’t she comprehend?
weak.
sadly, the fountain interview was removed
she sounds like a constipated duck
What’s happening in that last clip? It seems like she is very excitedly picking earwax out of her ear… And then she puts makeup on. Where’s the BEAR?!
I cant believe Vivid is charging 40 bucks for this thing. 17 blogs have it for free right now. Oy.