FINALLY, THE TAPE

I don’t know what I was expecting, but this thing may officially kill the novelty of the “celebrity” sex tape.  Not only is it boring, but the chick in it is only a celebrity because she has a celebrity sex tape.  That’s circular logic, at best.  A boat show in Iowa has bigger celebrities than this tape.  And since she’s only famous because some dude fucked her after checking his lighting, I’m almost positive that makes her a porn star.  So that’s how this needs to be judged, and on those merits, this chick would barely crack the top 100 (just after Jenna Haze but well before Wifey).  Today’s porn has hotter chicks, more deviant sex and even more exotic locations.  "Buttman & Rocco's Brazilian Butt Fest" has everything this tape does, but with more star power and at one point they interview a girl next to a pretty fountain.  Three minutes later they shove unspeakable things inside of her, of course, but the fountain was a classy touch .  (most of the tape is on a player after the jump, but it’s a little choppy.  You’d be better served going over to Drunken Stepfather.  He has downloadable clips.  And a way funnier post.)