Halle Berry Sweetest Juice and Crap Around the Web

January 17, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Pia Mia Perez bikini beauty of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Who’d you rather: Kim Kardashian v Sofia Richie (TMZ) Margaret Atwood eaten alive by her own angry women cubs (TerribleWords) Kendall Jenner braless in a tight sheer top (TaxiDriverMovie) Halle Berry looks stunning on the red carpet (Egotastic) Macy Chanel: Instagram Hottie of the Week (EgotasticAllStars) Lily Mo Sheen in a bikini so […]


Kanye Buys Kim Stocks For Christmas

December 29, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s hard buying Christmas gifts for a woman who has ridden a carousel of athletic and musical cock on her way to the top but Kanye West may have found her the perfect gift that keeps on giving. 


Kris Jenner Gets Fake Grilled About Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape

December 18, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The current forty-fifth season of Keeping Up With The Prostitutes has seen the brothel mates learning about homelessness on Skid Row – with Beast saying “I think people are blind and kind of like to live in their bubble and ignore what’s really going on” – as well as discussing nuances of the Second Amendment – with Kendall Jenner claiming to be too stalkable to not own a handgun – so basically things have gotten so desperate and surreal that anything is possible. Cue this weekend’s episode of KUWTK, where the ladies were drilled by “media experts” about hard-hitting questions, but mostly Kim’s sex tape. So they’re hiring people to interview them. Not new for the Kardashians, but definitely more transparent than ever. 


Kris Jenner Moves Across the Street from Kim Kardashian

December 14, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When you wish to stay wealthy it’s imperative to relocate to wherever the money moves. If staying one step ahead means stalking your daughter and rapper husband so be it. Kris Jenner is game.


Kim And Kourtney Mexican Bikini Adventure And Shit Around The Web

December 7, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

The Kardashian sisters vacation in Mexico in bikinis, as the God of Whores intended.  


Chrissy Teigen Pan Am Ho Convention Birthday

December 2, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Chrissy Teigen managed to keep her nipples and cellulite at bay, as far as we know, during her Pan Am-themed thirty-second birthday party that people are talking about for some reason. Pan Am harkening back to a time when a male pilot could full-blown rape a stewardess and still make it home in time to punch his wife. Modeled on Teigen’s relationship with John Legend. Kidding, but…? 


Open Post: Which Jenndashian Needs To Be Voted Off The Island? Island Meaning Planet

December 1, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Each and every Jenndashian brings a little something extra to the table – Beast brings a fork and knife, Kim brings HPV, Kourtney brings an inch of visible gums, Kris brings a Taser in case one of them gets out of line, and Kendall of course brings the only body that isn’t an affront to God. Oh fuck, and Kylie brings… her future slut daughter fetus? They all hate Caitlyn now as much as the rest of the world, but if you want to include her, go for it, as long as you lay a tarp over the chair first. One of these super hot ladies has to go today, so head to the comments and let us know who’s the lesser of a half dozen skanks. Kim for example. 


Blac Chyna Suing Kim Kardashian

November 17, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

An enemy of my enemy is my friend. I’ve been waiting for someone to dethrone the dynasty that Kris comprised by putting a price tag on anything with tits in her house. Including Rob.


Kim Kardashian Takes Something Salty In Her Mouth For Publicity

November 16, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

As if this is even news, last night Kim Kardashian took a salty load in her mouth for publicity in front of the cameras. Wild.


Kim Kardashian Hosts Baby Shower For Baby She’s Paying Somebody Else to Have

November 14, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Having a baby and still looking great seems to be assisted by not actually having the baby yourself.