Kim Kardashian Spread Too Thin For More Than Four Kids

March 13, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Kim Kardashian managed to get the word “thin” into her interview, which is definitely a first, and is definitely going to be a game changer for her SEO value. She’s used to only popping up when people type... READ MORE

Would You Hit It? Un-Photoshopped Kim Kardashian

March 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It’s no secret that Kim Kardashian leaves about fifty-pounds of herself on the digital cutting room floor before she posts to Instagram, but these pap pics are the real deal. So, would you sex up this snowman-shaped Armenian enchantress?... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Reveals 24-Inch Waist Size At Book Club

February 13, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Fake news. Fake news fake news fake news. Kim Kardashian can’t read. After an afternoon of grazing in a field of penises and laxatives, the most majestic centaur around saddled up to her supposed “inaugural book club meeting” to... READ MORE

Kim Going All Out For Attention

February 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian and kids don’t mix. She’s 37 and if it wasn’t for the law declaring 18-year-olds as official adults I’m pretty sure Kris would still have to be responsible for her. So what did Kim do now? It... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Releases Actual List Of Her 12 H8ers For Stank Juice

February 2, 2018 | Uncategorized | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

We always say that h8ers gonna h8, and we also always say that Kim Kardashian is a microwaved Fleshlight, and today these two very important facts convene to bring us Kim Kardashian’s official h8ers list featuring twelve people who... READ MORE

Wendy Williams Calls Out Kim Kardashian As A Skank For Nude NSFW Pic

February 1, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Astute observation Wendy. And is the pope sexually attracted to little boys? This Tuesday Kim Kardashian set off a wave of backlash by posting a tits-out pic on Instagram. Everyone from Lindsay Lohan to random Instagram commenters with insanely... READ MORE

Paris Hilton Dressing Just Like Kim Kardashian

January 31, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If you ever looked at Kim Kardashian and thought “mmm, that’s so hot, I want it so bad” A) you’re into centaur bestiality and need professional help and B) you’re also in luck, because Paris Hilton is bringing double... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Roughs Up Internet With Topless Instagram

January 26, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Now that we’ve already seen the goods about forty-five times, Kim Kardashian doesn’t really possess the power to break the Internet, but she’s sure doing whatever damage she can on Instagram. The majestic centaur isn’t letting motherhood slow her... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Flashes Tits On The Beach

January 24, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Last week commenter Lara Croft responded to one of my posts with: “This site used to be about gorgeous women and big tits. What even is this? A piece of shit article about why you have a small dick? I... READ MORE