John Mayer Clarifies Man-Whore Allegations

November 3, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It goes without saying that girls are going to throw themselves at you when you know how to play the guitar. But when groupies come complimentary with a successful singing career, how many is too many? John Mayer says... READ MORE

There Is A God. Kim Kardashian Caught Saying “Retarded” On Video

November 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  For as much as we here on the Dark Web know that Kim Kardashian is the off-brand Mexican Gak-injected Antichrist, most of the population, believe it or not, views her as pretty much infallible. A carefully-curated career turnaround... READ MORE

Boo. The Jenndashians Went As Victoria’s Secret Angels For Halloween

November 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Apparently when you have millions of dollars, see your kids four times a year, and have no job, you dress up in multiple Halloween costumes in one night for unspecified events. One of which, in the case of this... READ MORE

Now You: Favorite Candy

October 27, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  More importantly than telling us your favorite candy – which is fucking important – let’s first talk about the fact that the person on the left in the photo above taken in 2011 is Kylie Jenner. That person.... READ MORE

Demi Rose Bikini Bubbles and Crap Around the Web

October 19, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kick off your weekend with these sexy links including Sara Sampaio nude, Rachel Zimmerman naked, and an in-depth look at the sex and nudity of Wes Craven's films! READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Got A Phone Call From President Trump While Nude And Other Fairly Stupid Tales

October 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Kim Kardashian really stretches her modeling prowess to resemble a jizz-filled sex doll for a new nude shoot in Richardson Magazine. Shocking transformation. Like when Emma Stone plays a bitch in one of her movies. Crazy. In addition... READ MORE

Who’d You Rather: Kylie Jenner Or Kim Kardashian. And Don’t You Look Away

October 17, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Many of you are going to think you’re above choosing either Kylie Jenner or Kim Kardashian for this Who’d You Rather for the botched ages. And guess what. You probably are. But if you read this blog then I... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham Said Knock You Out and Crap Around the Web

October 10, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

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Sylvie Meis is to Pieces and Crap Around the Web

October 8, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

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Lindsey Pelas Uniform Violations and Crap Around the Web

September 28, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

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