New Year's resolutions are generally reserved for people who have fallen through the cracks of society, which is why this seemed like the perfect place to discuss them. READ MORE

  After Kanye West eventually kills himself after Silencing Of The Lambs-ing his entire family, people better not have the audacity to act surprised. The man is obviously going through a complete psychological meltdown, but we’re still giving his statements... READ MORE

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"This is how he does it now. Only 747s." READ MORE

  As the executive producers of Keeping Up With The Prostitutes, the Jenndashian brothel mates have a huge amount of control over what content from their lives actually spills out onto our TVs. Keep this in mind when ingesting... READ MORE

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It goes without saying that girls are going to throw themselves at you when you know how to play the guitar. But when groupies come complimentary with a successful singing career, how many is too many? John Mayer says... READ MORE

  For as much as we here on the Dark Web know that Kim Kardashian is the off-brand Mexican Gak-injected Antichrist, most of the population, believe it or not, views her as pretty much infallible. A carefully-curated career turnaround... READ MORE

Apparently when you have millions of dollars, see your kids four times a year, and have no job, you dress up in multiple Halloween costumes in one night for unspecified events. One of which, in the case of this... READ MORE

  More importantly than telling us your favorite candy – which is fucking important – let’s first talk about the fact that the person on the left in the photo above taken in 2011 is Kylie Jenner. That person.... READ MORE