JENNA JAMESON BIOPIC ON HOLD?

The Jenna Jameson biopic based on her memoir (the one she wanted Scarlett Johansson for) may be on hold, according to Rush & Molloy (second item):

Jameson has annoyed Hollywood heavyweights who want to turn her best-selling book, "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star," into a movie. "She hasn't been showing up for meetings" with a major production company interested in "Porn Star," a source claims. But Jameson should be forgiven. Our source says the gorgeous blond, who has to look good from head to toe professionally, has had a little work done "down there" – and is not pleased with it.

"She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy," said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, "she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie," which would be a mainstream production.

Whoa, whoa.  Wait a sec.  Hold on.  Hold the phone.  Back the truck up.  Whoa.  Since when do porn stars get plastic surgery.  I thought female porn stars were angels that God made and sent to Earth because He was angry that chicks weren't being slutty enough in the bedroom and had too much self-respect and were voting and didn't have enough body issues.  Yeah I'm talkin to you, fatty.  You might be cute if you lost a couple pounds. –MU

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