Kellie Pickler returned to American Idol last night and débuted a new song and new huge boobs. Ryan Seacrest asks her what she has spent her money on lately and Kellie says shoes, and Ryan says "just shoes?". It's actually kind of clever. Alright, fuck it, am I the only one on earth who doesn't think Seacrest is a homo? I just don't see it. Although maybe he got super gay this year and I don't know it because I haven't watched a single episode. Based on a recent poll of my grandparents, I'm a precious angel and shouldn't watch shows like that, although you'd never know it by reading my t-shirt with a kitten in sunglasses and the phrase "Here Comes Trouble!".
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Tyler Durden loves Kellie Pickler.
Boobs.
If’n there ain’t no spiders in it then how cum they calls it spider sooshee? Aw Horse Apples!
Fuck that 4 foot tall felcher. (That would be Seacrest in this case) Money well spent. Dolly Parton was her hero after all.
Seacrest ain’t gay. I think he has actually developed quite a career for himself. That comment about “just shoes” was pretty slick too. Pickler’s new boobs couldnt look more real. At least one of my previous sentences was sarcasm.
God Damn man,fuck the tits,well you know what I say but did you miss her huge fucking ass!
Sweet southern charm at its best.
Tyler Durden loves Kellie Pickler.
Pickler looked like a 40 year old mama of 5.
Seacrest is a dweeb. Sure talks tough for a 140 lb pipsqueak. My daughter could take him.
How about some before and after picks for those of us who have never watched American Idol or know who Kellie Pickler is but are here for the boobs.
This site has become what would kellie pickler do? LOLLLLLLLLLL
Not much of a song. For the video i’d like to see someone hitting a cow’s arse with a banjo. Y’know, for the kids.
Yea, i want pre and post op pics in my dinner tonight!
Nashville is becoming so LA.
I’m pissed that she still sounds like a lunchlady from South Carolina, but goddammit, I want a piece of that. If Seacrest had anly less self-restraint, he would have burrowed his face into those delicious jubblies and started making dolphin noises.
She’s like the Country Western version of Jessica Simpson
“Just shoes?” That *was* pretty funny. Kellie presents a sort of conundrum for me. She has like 4 things that I absolutely go crazy for, yet she’s not THAT hot to me. Blond hair? Check. Big boobs? Check. Southern accent? Check. Kinda dumb? Check. Yet, Im left wanting more.
Seacrest is a bi-curious for sure. He is also the size of a munchkin. If you are a girl then sure he’s handsom and neat and a terrific dancer. But why does he just want to hold hands and cuddle? Get a real man, one with chest hair and a few scars. And poor Pickle Girl prolly just asked for a happy meal but got talked into a huge rack. She’s better off with them than without them as she’s even dumber than Jess Simpleton…
And on another not she really wants to *be* Dolly…
‘note’ sheesh…