Ryan Seacrest Accused Of Sexual Misconduct. What Happens Next Will Shock You

February 27, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This past November the world’s oldest twink Ryan Seacrest was accused of sexual misconduct by one of his apparently multiple stylists. Because a man needs more than one. To paraphrase Dolly Parton – It takes a lot of money to... READ MORE

Kelly Ripa Chooses Seacrest

May 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In the world of big news for the indolent, Kelly Ripa ended the long tease of her new co-host for Live announcement with a blessedly short skit before naming Ryan Seacrest.


Kylie Jenner Graduation Party Hosted By Ryan Seacrest

July 24, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ryan Seacrest hosted a high school graduation party for Kylie Jenner where he pretended he liked girls and Kylie pretended Laurel Springs is a real place. Laurel Springs High School diplomas are the Hollywood equivalent of becoming a Universal Life Church minister so... READ MORE

Ryan Seacrest Putting In Work

June 12, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ryan Seacrest is officially dating former Miss Teen USA Hilary Cruz. It’s not a good sign when you’re still talking about that at 26. Seacrest has been busy with American Idol and executive producing Caitlyn Jenner’s upcoming spectacle of... READ MORE

Ryan Seacrest Gets the Girl And Shit Around The Web

May 11, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Ryan Seacrest was able to convince model Renee Hall to be his new arm candy. Renee now follows in the regal tradition of having a super cute rich Hollywood boyfriend who causes her to call her mom once a... READ MORE

Ryan Seacrest Isn’t Cool Enough For Kim Kardashian’s Wedding

May 15, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Despite the fact that we’re not a bunch of idiot assholes who don’t realize she’s full of shit, Kim Kardashian has claimed that her upcoming wedding ceremony is going to be “super, super small” and just feature her and... READ MORE

Ryan Seacrest’s New Year Is Going Just Fine

January 3, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

After he was done having his soul sucked out of his mouth by Miley Cyrus at Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve, Ryan Seacrest hopped on his plane and headed to St. Bart’s with some friends so he could... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Ruined Ryan Seacrest’s New Year

January 3, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If you missed Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve on ABC on Tuesday night, you’re pretty fucking lucky, because Ryan Seacrest‘s shitshow of celebrities pretending like they give a crap about normal people was pretty terrible. However, the best... READ MORE

Ryan Seacrest NFL Boner Kill (VIDEO)

September 6, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lots of people like Ryan Seacrest. Young girls who watch his shows. His parents. Gay men who believe he would make a nice twink throw pillow. But not so much your rabid Opening Day NFL football fans who booed... READ MORE

Ryan Seacrest Is Dating Dominique Piek Now

June 27, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ryan Seacrest used to look like this but he grew up and earned more than $200 million, so it’s pretty natural that really attractive women want to have sex with him and let him spend money on them. For... READ MORE



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