Why does the media have to follow me around all the time, filming my sexy life. Can I have like 5 minutes of privacy to get a little sun and stretch out, please.
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Why does the media have to follow me around all the time, filming my sexy life. Can I have like 5 minutes of privacy to get a little sun and stretch out, please.
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Ricky Martin is so funny.
Where is his boyfriend?
That does it I’m out of here.
Livin’ la vida… oh forget it.
pic one shows he has experience offering up his manhole.
Where the hell has Ricky Martin been, anyway? Oh yea, doing what he loves to do best–giving some greased up dude with a porn mustache the cockrocket.
Why is Captain Banana Hammock trying so hard to be a homo’s wet dream? Put some clothes on, Pablo!
Now, Tyler what are you saying here? Is it that you’re gay like Ricky Martin; or is it that you’re hot like Ricky Martin?
Oohh, Looocy! It’s me, Rickeee!
SPEEEEEEEED —- OOOOOO!!!
This is the 21st centuary people! There is no need for anyone to go out in a speedo. Unless it’s a joke.
why was this even posted? who is that dude? nick lachey? jesus christ why did i come here today.
Livin’ La Vida HomoErotika. I thought he only wore v-neck Speedos?
As a female, I’d MUCH rather look at pictures of gay ol’ Ricky than at the plethora of pictures of women. At least he’s nice to look at.
It doesn’t matter how pretty he is–knowing he’d never willing go within 10 feet of naked vagina just isn’t sexy to me.
But Duchess, you and the Doctress are just about the only women that come here regularly. This is a waste of a post if you ask me. But what am I gonna do, ask for my money back?
As opposed to the fully clothed vagina that I’ve grown accustomed to. :(
What the hell is Ricky doing? Begging for attention from the balcony of a 20th floor condo?
I would so tap his arse and I ain’t even gay. Wah wah wee wah.
Doctress, I’d still rather look at him than Snaggletooth.