Star Magazine and the National Enquirer have teamed up to solve the riddle behind the mysterious death of Anna Nicole Smith. I bet the result is shocking!
Anna Nicole Smith died with a toxic level of the sleeping medication chloral hydrate in her system. The world exclusive details come days before Broward County, Fla., Chief Medical Examiner Joshua Perper will hold a press conference to announce the former Playboy Playmate's cause of death … Anna Nicole (also) had a raging blood infection. The infection was caused by an unsterilized needle and contributed to her death. The infection was so serious, it would have killed her if she had not overdosed.
Wow, this bitch was like a white trash Rasputin. She should have died years ago for 50 different reasons but somehow never did. She was like one of the X-Men. She was basically Wolverine, with superhuman healing powers and big tits instead of claws and the ability to whine for hours. She was so high and drunk all the dam time, normal drugs and disease were no match for what her immune system had already conquered. You could shoot her in the heart with a poison arrow and she would just stand there. "Stoopp itt … c'mon, you're bein … jerk … iii don’t … wannaaa … hey, do we have ice cream…" Then she’d pass out because that’s what she was gonna do anyway and wake up 30 hours later with no damage except some vague memory about Ben and Jerry shooting her with an arrow.
Next up on CNN, Anna Nichole Smith is still dead!
i love that picture more every time i see it because you can tell she made the fall ten times more dramatic and ridiculous than it needed to be.
From Rosie’s BLOOOG: Entry titled: LOOSE CHANGE
CLAIM: SMITH CHOKED ON HER OWN VOMIT
well you know she wasnt going to drown because of those floation devices… anyway, why can’t everyone get enough of this? this shit is everywhere! its kinda like, hey, the train has already wrecked.
reading a comment from differentiable is like playing a game of Boggle. I found 3 real words…anyone else?
Im with John, that picture is going down in history.
I thought on slow days we got naked pics of some random skankersore…
yep… anna is still dead… great… now quit spanking it to kim and rayj and find some haWt sluts… kthx
Howard K Fed
how come differentiable can post gibberish to his/her/its heart’s content but i can’t publish my legitimate explanation of the events of that day? what’s with this filter, anyway
it’s because i’m not a bot, isn’t it. that’s discrimination.
I agree that picture is legend. I want it tatooed on my chest… Poor crazy bitch.
PS: I am the baby daddy!
she said she was tweaking and couldn’t sleep, so i said just take a few of these. Honest, that is exactly how it went down, and that is 100% the truth.
Dr.Howard K Fed
Also I didn’t kill her,
and the only reason I won’t take the paternity test is that I’m afraid of needles. Have some sympathy people, have some grace.
imagine if Keith Richards was the father of her child?? that kid would be completely immune to everything.
I’d still hit it.
lol HTM… good to see the perverts and degenerates being represented (like me)…
Anna Nicole as Wolverine? Hmm, that makes Howard K Stern Magneto?