03.19.2007 VIOLET AFFLECK MIGHT BE A GOBLIN

Thank god I'm not friends with Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, because one day they might hand me their baby and say, "Isn't she cute!!!"  And then I'd say "Uh … uh … uh …" and then throw the baby in the air and run away while they try to catch it.  Look at that baby fly!


(73) Comments

  1. Ass Tagger 03/19/2007 14:17

    Thank God the mother at least loves her. Holy sh*t! Am I first this time?

  2. Victell 03/19/2007 14:17

    Babies are ugly. Next.

  3. EdgardoElegante 03/19/2007 14:17

    That’s one ugly fucking kid. Maybe Angelina Jolie will adopt her.

  4. thor 03/19/2007 14:18

    Actually, going by the size of them ears, lil’ Dumbo there MIGHT just be able to fly.

  5. slip 03/19/2007 14:19

    not everyone is as beautiful as me

  6. thor 03/19/2007 14:21

    Kid’s too white for Angelina, methinks.

  7. EdgardoElegante 03/19/2007 14:22

    If that kid wasn’t so busted I would have made a website with countdown clock for her.

  8. Tom17 03/19/2007 14:22

    Ben and Jen should be ashamed of themselves for creating such an abomination. They should really just kill this kid (blame SIDS) and try again.

  9. El Fucko Face o 03/19/2007 14:23

    I’d hit it.

  10. EdgardoElegante 03/19/2007 14:23

    thor: “Kid’s too white for Angelina, methinks.” — Who knows, maybe if the kid gets jaundice…

  11. T-bird 03/19/2007 14:24

    i wonder if she will have a hairy back like her dad

  12. Clavo 03/19/2007 14:24

    they should make that thing wear a mask in public

  13. JoeBlow 03/19/2007 14:25

    A lot of babies are ugly and most go through cute and ugly stages. My wife, well ex-wife now once took my daughter for pics without my knowledge and while she thought it was the cutest thing in the world I damned near puked when I saw them. My own daughter looked like hell. Not all babies are ugly but all babies do go through an ugly stage at some point in their first couple of years.

  14. foo 03/19/2007 14:27

    Who god damn cares?

  15. EdgardoElegante 03/19/2007 14:27

    Tom: “Ben and Jen should be ashamed of themselves for creating such an abomination. They should really just kill this kid” — I can totally see a role for this kid in 300 sequel where she plays the freak. THIS IS SPARTA! and THIS HERE IS BENJEN’S FUCKED UP LOOKING KID!

  16. Victell 03/19/2007 14:28

    The vast majority of people go through the ugly stage for their entire lives.

  17. 03/19/2007 14:29

    Ben Affleck is awesome, but EFFO is, in words that he understands, a “homo.” And, to the poor souls who do not like 300 or haven’t gone to see it, do us all a favor and shoot yourself in the head (not just through the side of your mouth). Tyler Durden would NOT spend his time seeing if he can post first on a gossip blog, but I think he would really enjoy 300. He might even add a little something to it.

  18. Ass Tagger 03/19/2007 14:29

    Well, at least the little Jawa is eating healthy.

  19. El Fucko Face o 03/19/2007 14:31

    Victell is right. Just look in a mirror.

  20. bryce 03/19/2007 14:31

    I think everyone is being cruel… it’s more of a hobgoblin or sideshow freak.

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