Thank god I'm not friends with Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, because one day they might hand me their baby and say, "Isn't she cute!!!" And then I'd say "Uh … uh … uh …" and then throw the baby in the air and run away while they try to catch it. Look at that baby fly!
03.19.2007 VIOLET AFFLECK MIGHT BE A GOBLIN
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Thank God the mother at least loves her. Holy sh*t! Am I first this time?
Babies are ugly. Next.
That’s one ugly fucking kid. Maybe Angelina Jolie will adopt her.
Actually, going by the size of them ears, lil’ Dumbo there MIGHT just be able to fly.
not everyone is as beautiful as me
Kid’s too white for Angelina, methinks.
If that kid wasn’t so busted I would have made a website with countdown clock for her.
Ben and Jen should be ashamed of themselves for creating such an abomination. They should really just kill this kid (blame SIDS) and try again.
I’d hit it.
thor: “Kid’s too white for Angelina, methinks.” — Who knows, maybe if the kid gets jaundice…
i wonder if she will have a hairy back like her dad
they should make that thing wear a mask in public
A lot of babies are ugly and most go through cute and ugly stages. My wife, well ex-wife now once took my daughter for pics without my knowledge and while she thought it was the cutest thing in the world I damned near puked when I saw them. My own daughter looked like hell. Not all babies are ugly but all babies do go through an ugly stage at some point in their first couple of years.
Who god damn cares?
Tom: “Ben and Jen should be ashamed of themselves for creating such an abomination. They should really just kill this kid” — I can totally see a role for this kid in 300 sequel where she plays the freak. THIS IS SPARTA! and THIS HERE IS BENJEN’S FUCKED UP LOOKING KID!
The vast majority of people go through the ugly stage for their entire lives.
Ben Affleck is awesome, but EFFO is, in words that he understands, a “homo.” And, to the poor souls who do not like 300 or haven’t gone to see it, do us all a favor and shoot yourself in the head (not just through the side of your mouth). Tyler Durden would NOT spend his time seeing if he can post first on a gossip blog, but I think he would really enjoy 300. He might even add a little something to it.
Well, at least the little Jawa is eating healthy.
Victell is right. Just look in a mirror.
I think everyone is being cruel… it’s more of a hobgoblin or sideshow freak.