Only God Or Garner Can Save Ben Affleck Now

October 5, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Rehab isn’t working. Ben Affleck is treating the facility like a free ride at a community college. I wouldn’t be surprised if the rehab that he enrolled in was actually a course at a community college, From Functioning Alcoholic To... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Speaks Out About Rehab

October 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Celebs speak out about their stints in rehab like they’re returning from vision quests, and someone as delusional and self-congratulatory as Ben Affleck can certainly spin being an alcoholic cheating husband and absentee father. It’s been forty days since... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Failing Miserably At Rehab

September 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Some of the greatest advice I ever received from an instructor in my life was to be the best at whatever it is you’re involved in. Even if you’re a terrible person. Everyone knows who Hitler is, but no... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Perusing The Lower Parts Of Playboy Models

August 27, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck is a far better man than me because there’s only a handful of things that I’m able to accomplish when I decide to go on indefinite benders. Cheat with hotter women than the one I’m already with... READ MORE

BREAKING: Nagging Wife Makes Husband Go To Rehab

August 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Inbred former celebrity and lifelong Christian zealot Jennifer Garner was once in something called Alias, and Ben Affleck was once inside her, so therefore she’s famous enough for us to give a shit about. Garner is so dedicated... READ MORE

New Yorker – Ben Affleck Is Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Fatman

March 29, 2018 | Celebs | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Picking sides between The New Yorker and Ben Affleck. We’re all winners today aren’t we. Through about twelve-hundred different avenues, Ben Affleck has yet again become one of the most mocked people in Hollywood after his brief post-Gigli... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Lied About His Majestic Male Tramp Stamp

March 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck’s life began to unravel the moment when picking up the bottle became more important than playing with Jennifer Garner’s goodies. It’s all been downhill since then and he’s been hitting every bump on the way down. Things... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Still Battling Booze Addiction

February 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck is all about the booze, Tom Brady, and blaming his personal problems on other people. A completely blitzed Ben went on a rant in 2016 on a show called Any Given Wednesday with Bill Simmons defending Tom... READ MORE

Harvey Weinstein Claps Back At H8er Rose McGowan

January 31, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Rose McGowan is in desperate need of a radical sabbatical, because she’s taken what honestly was a good thing for firming up her image and resurrecting her name from the beyond – her staunch retweetable feminist views and slamming... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Unshaven, Staggering, Hanging With Blond, Standard Stuff

December 18, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You know those scenes in the comics where Batman has hit rock bottom and they depict him unkempt and messed up and tripping over shit? 

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