Woody Harrelson got into a violent altercation with bouncers at a Venice Beach bar last week, while out for the night with buddy Owen Wilson. Woody reportedly tried to leave the bar with two glasses of wine in his hands. This is against California law. When the bouncer at the door tried to stop him, Woody sucker-punched him. Another bouncer stepped in but to no avail. The National Enquirer (per cele/bitchy) says:
That started a full-scale brawl in the street, with a second bouncer joining in and wrestling Woody to the ground. Woody punched and scratched the bouncers and gouged a fingernail into one of their faces, just about [sic] the eye, said the bar source. “Blood was streaming down the bouncer’s face, and Woody cut his hand on the broken glass on the sidewalk… Blood was all over the place.” Two California Highway Patrol officers, who were writing a ticket across the street, raced over to stop the fight. “Woody was still flaling away, and the officers ended up cuffing him and putting him in the back of a squad car while they tried to sort out the mess…”
Somehow Woody was not arrested. Owen Wilson was said to have walked across the street when the altercation started and didn’t get involved. Probably because he’s Owen Wilson, and has been wrist deep in more Playmates than boxing gloves. Any 10 year old could probably kick his ass, but then Owen would bang the kids mom. Who’s laughing now, you little punk.
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Woody Harrelson has always been a jackass. Like Alec Baldwin great comedic actor, nuttier than sh!t.
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shit >.<
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Are you sure this isn’t a promo shot of some homeless guy being fed burgers by some hot celebrity?
Woody was pissed because the bouncers didn’t know who he was. Poor Woody, just wanted go and have a good time. You know… Sometime you wanna go, where everybody knows your name, and they’re always glad ya came…
He scratched the bouncers? Did he hit them with his purse, too?
whatanahole
Matthew McConaughey? This is is YOU in a couple of years buddy.
^DT, Seb, coffee coming out of my nose.
He must be gay, this chick he’s with has no ass
Woody still hasn’t figured out how to go to the dentist to fix his fucked up teeth.
This guys a f-ing jack hole, too bad the bouncers were pretty much owned by woody, id have loved to see it say he was molested by them and that his name is no longer woody but “forever flaccid Harrelson”.
The bouncers were pissed because Woody didn’t share his dime-bag.
Boy is he stupid. Didn’t he learn anything when he worked as a bartender in Boston?
oh no, Sam could lose his bar over this and then what would Norm and Cliff do. What will Rebecca say?
Imagine how pissed K-E-L-L-Y is gonna be?
is the cougar in the pic the 10yr olds mom? christ, hohan looks like 37 year old squinty face pompeo. get out of the sun and back in rehab
Is that Lohan? If it is Lohan being gay is the least of his problems. He needs to get to an STD Clinic like pronto. Full spectrum CDC level scan. And the get his wordly affairs in order.
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