Tony Yayo, a member of 50 Cent's G-Unit crew that I’ve never heard of, was arrested last week on assault charges after he allegedly attacked a 14-year-old boy in Manhattan. The boy is the son of manager Jimmy Rosemond, who is the CEO of Czar Entertainment. Czar manages several hip-hop artists, including The Game, who is a rival of 50. Yayo allegedly smacked the 14-year-old when he saw him on the street wearing a Czar Entertainment t-shirt.
And you’re probably wondering, “yes, I get that they hate kids, but what about the Jews?“ Well don’t worry, they don’t like Jews either. 50 called into a New York radio show yesterday and said:
“Worry about the Je-Je-Je-Jew unit. They're the real goon squad. When the lawyers come out, you'll see what it is. I don't pay nobody. I only pay the lawyers."
I read that four times, mostly because I can barely read, but also because 50 talks like someone who just landed here on a spaceship. “Je-Je-Je-Je-Jew”? What the fuck does that mean? Was he on a roller coaster when he called, or a bronco? “Je-Je-Je-Je-Jew” sounds like 50 was making little train sounds, something you rarely hear people doing outside the spaz community, and really not very intimidating at all. Rappers are also the only ones who get into fights with champagne bottles while wearing full length fur coats, as if life was some kind of 80‘s soap opera. So in conclusion, rappers might wanna reconsider who they model their tough-guy theatrics after. Am i being attacked or entertained?
WOOHOO!
Rappers like 50 are modern day Sambos.
Funny story: like Tony Yayo, I smack people who wear t-shirts that offend me. See, I’m an Orioles fan so I smacked this four-year-old girl who was wearing a Yankees t-shirt. And I’m a Democrat, so I smacked this 85-year-old lady wearing a George W. Bush t-shirt. Turns out it was his mom, but who knew? I say, the Secret Service should have been more alert.
btw, in case the Secret Service reads that previous post, my real name is Mel Gibson.
^Lol
I’m afraid of Americans… I’m afraid of the world. I’m afraid I can’t help it…
Hmmm. Now, will Fifty soon be going on a groveling, butt-slurping, “sorry I offended you” tour to apologize to the Jews, followed by a short stint in rehab? I think not. Any Jewish kids wearing the wrong t-shirt better watch out.
“Am i being attacked or entertained?” Attacked. Certainly not entertained.
Wow. 50 I.Q. errr CENT and Mel Gibson need to team up to make a violent, over the top, somewhat inaccurate, movie about World War Two. It could be titled “Nazis in tha Muthsfukin Hood. 50 Cent could play Hitler, and Mel could play Adolf Eichmann.
I’m so embarrassed. I thought G-unit were The Game. Rap politics is very confusing. If I like one am i not supposed to like the other? And what about The Beastie Boys - they’re Jewish and white and i love those guys. Man, god knows where The Wee Papa Girl Rappers and Derek B fit in. This story leaves me feeling Doug E. Fresh.
“I read that four times, mostly because I can barely read, but also because 50 talks like someone who just landed here on a spaceship.
And how about the Rappin’ Rabbis? “Do*n’t Eat Pork…Not Even with a Fork!”
This jackass has been shot how many times? Seriously doesn’t anyone know how to make a center mass shot!
Seriously, I just visited Australia and it was incredible. There were none of these ignorant thug types walking around trying to show how tough they are by wearing their moron baseball caps off to the side. Noone was wearing the uniform of long blue shorts with white socks pulled up over the knees and a shaved head. Hip hop culture, and I use culture very loosely, has degraded American culture to a society of thugs and illiterates.
50 Cent is a fucking ape. Everyone doesn’t know he’s just a damn entertaining tool for the world. Well then again, most rappers are tools.
I’ve just realised that I will never get back the two minutes of my life I just lost by reading that, 50 pence is shit, I wasted more of my life watching that piece of shit film he made, that was about his life but wasn’t.
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