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ALEC BALDWIN IS A GREAT GUY

This audio tape - recorded last Wednesday, April 11th - of Alec Baldwin screaming like a maniac at his 11-year-old daughter in a voice mail pretty much typifies everything you ever hear about Alec Baldwin. He's an insane angry jackass with a hair-trigger temper, but man, he really does have a great voice. His delivery on lines like "you're a rude little pig" and "you don't have the brains or the decency as a human being..." is just top-notch. You really believe the person on the other end is a rude little pig. Baldwin really commits to the bit and sells it. And then you remember it's an 11-year-old little girl, probably with pig tails and hugging a kitty, and that 11-year-olds should be chasing fireflies and playing kick the can, not getting screamed at by self-important dickhead millionaires. Hey Alec, fuck you.

A transcript:  "Hey I wanna tell you something okay, and I wanna leave a message for you right now because again its 10:30 here in New York on a Wednesday and once again I've made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone to call you at a specific time. When the time comes for me to make the phone call I stop whatever I'm doing and I go and I make that phone call at eleven-o-clock in the morning in New York and if you don't pick up the phone at ten-o-clock at night and you don't even have that god damn phone turned on. I want you to know something okay, I'm tired of playing this game with you. I'm leaving this message with you to tell you, you have insulted me for the last time. You have insulted me, you don’t have the brains or the decency as a human being, I don't give a damn if you're 12-years-old, or 11-years-old, or that you're a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass, who doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm concerned, you have humiliated me for the last time with this phone, and when I come out there next week, I'm gonna fly out there for the day just to straighten you out on this issue, I'm gonna let you know just how disappointed in you I am and how angry I am with you that you've done this to me again. You have made me feel like shit and you have made me feel like a fool over and over and over again, and this crap you pull on me with this god damn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother and you do it to me constantly, and over and over again. I am gonna get on a plane or I am gonna come out there for the day and I'm gonna straighten your ass out when I see you, do you understand me? I'm gonna really make sure you get it. Then I'm gonna get on a plane and I'm gonna turn around and I'm gonna come home. So you better be ready Friday, the 20th, to meet with me so I'm gonna let you know just how I feel about what a rude little pig you really are. You are a rude thoughtless little pig, okay."



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