Melanie Griffith Auctioned Off Her Asset To An Unwilling Alec Baldwin

December 6, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Melanie Griffith, in her current state of wrinkles, is one of the last 60 plus women that I would want laying on top of me after one too many hot toddys at the group home. Christmas may be coming,... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin Arrested Over Parking Spot Assault

November 7, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I save all of the peace and love I have in my heart for the day my fantasy orgy with invites Jessica Alba, Emma Stone, Kate Beckinsale and friends materializes. That’s the only time I’m spreading around all of... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin – “Black People Love Me”

October 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Alec Baldwin’s career has been blessedly bolstered by his dick sucking sessions with Lorne Michaels, keeping him in the mainstream long after his expiration date was up. Around the time he stopped doing cocaine and gained two hundred... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin Bullied Off Twitter After Victim Blaming

November 7, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

You’re behind the times if you believe women should be held accountable when trading sexual favors for career opportunities. When you mix Weinsten currently being rape culture’s poster child with celebrities who can’t keep quiet someone is bound to... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin Worries He’s Normalizing Trump

October 5, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you're listening to Alec Baldwin's podcast, that probably says something not super complimentary about your life. If you tuned in to hear Baldwin chat up Bernie Sanders, consider going 20x on your anxiety scrips and say goodbye to... READ MORE

Baldwin and Brunetti Ramp Up King of Loserville Fight

April 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Among the adult advice cliches to take away from your childhood is the notion of picking your battles. The guys who listened get into fewer bar fights and learn to ignore their wives mundane criticisms for the sake of... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin Taking End of His Career Well

May 5, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Alec Baldwin has been tapped to host the reboot of The Match Game game show from 1970's daytime television. Thanks to the success of the latest Family Feud reboot with Steve Harvey production companies are now looking to revive... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin Deserves This

April 7, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Having self-absorbed drinking angrily divorced famous parents likely sucks to a large degree. Ireland Baldwin’s strategy to return serve on her absentee gin-bloated father began with dating fast older boys, redirected into a public lesbian love affair with a butch black... READ MORE

Hilaria Baldwin Soaks in the After Birth

June 22, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hilaria Baldwin posted a photo of herself in bra and panties moments after dropping Alec Baldwin’s second half-Spanish half-bourbon baby onto the organic flax woven doula mat. I’ve seen addicted moms dig for the booze or recreational drugs not... READ MORE

Hilaria Baldwin Is Game For Something

December 31, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Alec Baldwin’s pretend Spanish daughter wife is kooky. So much so she posts photos of herself doing yoga around the house. She’s not aloof enough not to know exactly what we’re all thinking. Your bikini is mismatched. Let me fix... READ MORE