Alec Baldwin Bullied Off Twitter After Victim Blaming

November 7, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

You’re behind the times if you believe women should be held accountable when trading sexual favors for career opportunities. When you mix Weinsten currently being rape culture’s poster child with celebrities who can’t keep quiet someone is bound to get kicked off or quit Twitter.

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Alec Baldwin Worries He’s Normalizing Trump

October 5, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re listening to Alec Baldwin’s podcast, that probably says something not super complimentary about your life. If you tuned in to hear Baldwin chat up Bernie Sanders, consider going 20x on your anxiety scrips and say goodbye to your pet cats.

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Baldwin and Brunetti Ramp Up King of Loserville Fight

April 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Among the adult advice cliches to take away from your childhood is the notion of picking your battles. The guys who listened get into fewer bar fights and learn to ignore their wives mundane criticisms for the sake of a more peaceful marriage. The guys with an inability to let shit go end up being two grown men on Twitter calling each other names over a forgotten footnote to a forgotten movie flop of 2006.

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Alec Baldwin Taking End of His Career Well

May 5, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Alec Baldwin has been tapped to host the reboot of The Match Game game show from 1970’s daytime television. Thanks to the success of the latest Family Feud reboot with Steve Harvey production companies are now looking to revive more game shows for network syndication. Baldwin consulted his buddies Gin and Tonic as to how to handle his feelings about being the next Steve Harvey. Everyone agreed it was a good talk.

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Alec Baldwin Deserves This

April 7, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Having self-absorbed drinking angrily divorced famous parents likely sucks to a large degree. Ireland Baldwin’s strategy to return serve on her absentee gin-bloated father began with dating fast older boys, redirected into a public lesbian love affair with a butch black rapper, and after a stint in rehab, has culminated with daily near naked body pictures to […]

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Hilaria Baldwin Soaks in the After Birth

June 22, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hilaria Baldwin posted a photo of herself in bra and panties moments after dropping Alec Baldwin’s second half-Spanish half-bourbon baby onto the organic flax woven doula mat. I’ve seen addicted moms dig for the booze or recreational drugs not long after pushing the placenta out. They’ve been jonesing so hard. For Baldwin, it’s been a […]

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Hilaria Baldwin Is Game For Something

December 31, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Alec Baldwin’s pretend Spanish daughter wife is kooky. So much so she posts photos of herself doing yoga around the house. She’s not aloof enough not to know exactly what we’re all thinking. Your bikini is mismatched. Let me fix it for you. Such would make her stupid. I refuse to believe Baldwin is porking a retard. […]

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Alec Baldwin Sticks It to Authority

May 27, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You don’t jack around Alec Baldwin and not expect some kind of response. It’s like poking Godzilla in the ass with a Bikini Atoll survivor. When the long arm of the fascist state arrested Alec for riding his bike the wrong way on Fifth Avenue, they didn’t stop a man, they started a war. A […]

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Alec Baldwin Calmly Explains Schwinn-Gate

May 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The difference between the asshole and the narcissist is about 140 characters. So it goes that Alec Baldwin took to Twitter to explain what really happened during his arrest yesterday for wrong-way biking and being a man-bitch to the cops. I asked both police officers today to ticket me. If they contend that I asked […]

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Alec Baldwin Is Being Mistreated Again

May 14, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I laugh from the belly when somebody who adores lots of little bullshit laws gets busted for something trivial and pisses and moans like a martyr. It’s even more amusing when that certain whiny bitch is angry Alec Baldwin on a Schwinn. That drunk fucker was riding his bike the wrong way on Fifth Avenue. […]

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