Courtney Love has written another drunken and high, poorly thought out and executed entry on her official website, this time musing over a range of topics from computer viruses to Buddhism to her weight loss and her former obsession with physical perfection (as seen above). A sample:
i see these pics (the new ones) and something must be wrongw ith me co si know what i wweigh and i still dont feel quite thin enough, im gonn go for tewn more pounds and then ill mainatin at that imd oing weight training and pilates and more tough stuff so ic an tone more, you lose this much weighta nd get saggy skina nd im in no mood for saggy anything thank you very much sdo i need ot firm up and get my butt in shape and tummy and arms, and fdo the heavy lifting - the hardest part the first 50 pounds is over- now i just gotta put the w3ork in to get where i wanna be-= but i m a rockstar and my job isnt to be perfect - in fact he addictiont o the idea opf “perfection” has infested my life in the past and im over it- its never thnk god infected my music but its affected my outeard appearance and self esteem and i need to know that as long a s ido somnething fo rsomeone else every day as longa s my duty ist o make others less miserable in fct helo them to be happy=- by what we call “kosenrufu: ” wich means world peace - and value creation wherever we go( nichiren buddhists) its so important to be of service to others , so very very important for purely selfish reasons- one gets more from the universe the more ones heart is opne and all that stuff.
Clearly one of us has no idea what the word "perfection" means. In fact, one of us isn't even close. I thought it meant something about being super hot. Courtney seems to think it means something about being a terrifying monster. True story: when I opened the picture above, my plants all died and my dogs howled, then crawled under the bed. "C'mon girl, it's okay, the monster can't hurt you sweetie…"
the whole thing, on her site under “eye candy”:
im very busy planning on strategy on how to get this record out and when exactly - getting the mixing done and thats foin to be a whole process as LP may do the mixing, and getting a band together so i cn play these June shows in London NY and LA depending in how that goes i may go to Manchester Toronto Chicago- i want to see how these songs play in a small venue and i want the industry guys to be ble to see me live and feel the vibe of this record and yeah i may play some catalogue but mostly im planning in playing new songs and seeing how tht goes witha small (4-600) crowd, so im pretty busy with that- i saw Chris Martin tonight and hes lovely he was with Simon Pegg they had had a screening of
I think Courtney must have a ghost-writer. No way a former junkie/singer could come up with something as deep as this.
Good thing she has SpellCheck turned off, or her PC would be fried.
And a happy kosenrufu to everyone on WWTDD!
Holy Shit! We need to start calling her the “Kosenrufu” immediately. Courtney may think it means “World Peace”, but to me it sounds like a mishmash of Nosferatu and Chthulu–which pretty much sums her up.
She certainly hasn’t achieved perfection in her typing skills.
How embarrassing… rambling rants always are, see Alec Baldwin’s below. At least he sounded together and kind of with it. Fortunately addicts that are so messed up (Brit, LiLo, Love) won’t remember it until they clean up… Just goes to show you that education and good sense are not required to be rich and famous. In fact, they are discouraged.
Does she type with her feet? WTF?
I bet she put her brain in a blender and came up with this super entry.
Hollywood people are so awesome.
kosenrufu! You rude little pig!!!!!!
you think that maybe she’s using voice recognition software to write this? i mean, she practically mumbles everything anyway.
Wow her ramblings made about as much sense as nipples on a bull…
I’m thinking she probably nodded off about halfway through and kept typing anyway. I do it all the time. It’s a sign of higher intelligence. I happen to know that “kosenrufu” is an anagram for “rosen fuk u”, which of course is a hidden message to Courtney’s uncle, Al Rosen. They were never close. Ride Lo
Do not taunt the Kosenrufu. She’ll beat you to a bloody pulp, put you in a syringe and inject you right into her ass.
What happened to Courtney Love? I remember when she was young, sexy, Harvard Law grad, super-model and pro beach-volleyball player in addition to being a charming chanteuse and raconteur (raconteuse?). Or perhaps I’m thinking of someone else…possibly Carol Channing or Moms Mabley.
Anagrams for: Rose unfuk, fun UK rose, U funk rose , I killed Curt
Shit. Bill the Cat was more coherent than this crackheaded bitch
Nice to see that Qualudes are making a comeback. Good times, good times…
I’m gonna post a comment about Alec Baldwin here, if that’s OK. No-one reads after the first 30, do they?
I think A. B. should be applauded for taking such a tough line with his daughter - if Mr Hilton had done the same with Paris, maybe the world would be a better place today! I think Paris’ dad should be getting a lot more abuse than he does.
What the fuck is wrong with you Pink Panther? There is a difference between dealing with a child on a RATIONAL level vs. verbally abusing the poor kid. So according to your comments, it’s quite ok to call your kid names??? If this is the case then I have to say: “YOU SUCK”.