04.19.2007 DONALD TRUMP WILL NEVER STOP

In something that will never ever get old, Donald Trump has bought the giant black bustier and panties that Rosie O’Donnell wore in the movie "Exit to Eden", then framed them and sent them to Barbara Walters, O’Donnell’s boss on "the View".  Page Six says:

The girdle-like outfit was bought at a charity auction by a fan, who then had the relic framed under glass and delivered to Trump.
"I sent it to Barbara to hang in her office because I didn't want it in mine. It was funny, except that it was really gross. It's disgusting," Trump told Page Six. "I feel sorry for [Rosie's] wife. It can't be pleasant."
On "The View" on Monday, O'Donnell asked Walters, Joy Behar and Elizabeth Haselbeck: "You want to hear what a 61-year-old businessman did today? He sent Barbara . . ."
Walters interrupted: "But this is for me to say. This was sent for me, it was not sent to you." O'Donnell: "Go ahead, you say it." Walters: "No, I don't want to." O'Donnell: "You don't want to?"
Walters ended the conversation, "I really do not want to stir up the whole Donald Trump thing again" - leaving viewers wondering what they were talking about.

God this dude is awesome. He's like that scene in Godfather where 20 guys shoot Sonny 1500 times. Sonny is clearly dead but they keep shooting anyway. Trump just won't let up. He's like a pit bull with a biting problem.  And good for him because she needs a good beating.  After the jump is Rosie talking about the 9/11 "conspiracy".  She says the building collapse is suspicious because 9/11 marked the first time in history that fire has melted steel. First of all, it didn't melt the steel. The building didn't turn into a puddle and then splash all over the ground.  It didn't melt the steel, it heated the steel, making it soft.  Too soft to support the tower.  Then it collapsed.  Second of all, how do you think they melt steel normally?  Do they use ice? Do they yell at the steel and then make a mean face?  Is it ducks?  Do they use magic ducks who say a spell and then the steel melts? Actually I hope they do use magic ducks because that would be pretty cool.



(76) Comments

  1. Tennessee Tuxedo 04/19/2007 09:39

    Magic ducks

  2. The Lord Humungus The Warrior of the Wasteland The Ayatollah of Rock-and-Rollah 04/19/2007 09:43

    Even more magic than ducks are the make up artists who can lay hands on this bitch without vomiting.

  3. JoeBlow 04/19/2007 09:45

    Exit To Eden was a funny fucking movie. I even got wood when I saw Rosie in the sexy outfit :-)

  4. PollyAnna 04/19/2007 09:47

    Well, I’ve had my fill of “Rosie Enlightenment” for the year.

  5. Sarcasto 04/19/2007 09:47

    There is nothing to say about Rosie that intelligent people haven’t already realized by listening to her drivel. For everyone else let me translate, “blah, blah, blah” = “I’m a self-absorbed liberal lesbian who, like many of my ilk accepts all into the flock as long as you agree with what I say. Oh, and my crowing about Tom Cruise, well…”

  6. bryce 04/19/2007 09:49

    JoeBlow is truely a pervert… Who would win in a fight though? The magic ducks or the pitbull with the biting problem? Trump is an ass but I d.on’t mind him bashing Rosie. Not for her cazy views or annoying personality. It’s because she’s a fat lesbian. Wow. I guess I am pretty biggoted…

  7. Lightdragon 04/19/2007 09:49

    I`ve had my fill of Rosie period. nothing could make me watch that show.

  8. Hail 04/19/2007 09:51

    According to Eddie Izzard there should be a lot of evil ducks in the world (as well as evil fish ).

  9. Lightdragon 04/19/2007 09:51

    I`ll bet you Don.ald trump secretly yearns to bang her. And he gets upset she has a new girlfriend.

  10. Lightdragon 04/19/2007 09:53

    Hail are you a girl from England???

  11. Willie Beamin 04/19/2007 09:53

    Magic Ducks…WTF that was funny

  12. Guinny_Ire 04/19/2007 09:58

    I really didn’t care for DT until he started going after Rosie. Now, he’s my personal hero. If she’d paid attention to her history classes, she would have seen the results of the bombing of Dresden and other various cities. But you have to give it to her. Being stupid doesn’t stop her from being stupid.

  13. Ed05 04/19/2007 10:02

    I can’t believe that they pay her money to be on TV, What a waste……

  14. Jed 04/19/2007 10:03

    Trump needs to hire the magic ducks to make O’Donnell disappear.

  15. Juan 04/19/2007 10:07

    Trump has a lot of time on his hands and plenty of money. He also knows how to hold a grudge and loves publicity. Not the best guy to have for an enemy. The only worse person I can think of to have for an enemy is Britney Spears, because SHE has that umbrella thing going for her and that could be deadly (if you are an SUV).

  16. Angel Eyes Van Cleef 04/19/2007 10:09

    I’m thinking of upgrading my magic dOnkey. I like the sound of these magic ducks. What kind of options are available?

  17. Bobb 04/19/2007 10:13

    I didn’t know Garry Marshall directed Exit to Eden, but I’m sure at some point he mentioned that Aykroyd and Rosie were both “really good actiz.”

  18. Juan 04/19/2007 10:14

    Angel Eyes, is your magic dOnkey named “Ho-Tee”? (dOnkey Ho-tee) hee hee (sorry, couldnt resist)

  19. Cry me a river 04/19/2007 10:21

    …of all the lame jokes, Juan… :o)

  20. Matt 04/19/2007 10:29

    Next comes Rosie’s outfit from her, ahem, “love” scene on Nip/Tuck.

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