April 9, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Dear god, the numbers from this weekends box office are in and they reveal a very disappointing pull for "Grindhouse".  Despite being awesome in every way, it came in fourth place and earned a surprisingly low $11.5 million.  Lazy ass comedy "Blades of Glory" somehow topped the weekend with $23 million, bringing its two week total to a heart-breaking $69 million.  "Meet the Robinsons" was number 2 this weekend, earning $17 million.  Even a family comedy with Ice Cube beat "Grindhouse", as "Are We Done Yet" came in third and pulled $15 million.  And this is why most movies and TV suck.  Because whenever anyone tries something different it's rejected out of hand and producers of boring crap like Blades of Glory and Family Guy roll around in giant piles of money like Scrooge McDuck.  Whoever finds this crap funny must have a pretty weird sense of humor, because the entire thing is so lazy it ends up more depressing than United 93 .  “Two gentlemen – ice skating – TOGETHER?!?  This is highly unusual!  The shock from this hilarious premise caused my top hat to leap from my head and my monocle fell into my champagne glass as I fainted on one of the peacocks!  My heart cant take any more of this edgy Hollywood comedy!  Mine eyes have seen the glory – Blades of Glory, that is!!!”

Tags: rose mcgowan eli roth quentin tarantino robert rodriguez

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