Man, I don't know if it's just the effects of spring or these pictures of Courtney Love lookin all sexy in her bikini, but my heart is alive this morning, seemingly for the first time. She's soooo pretty. I want to marry her. Then I can kiss her all the time. If you could get a close up of my heart right now, you'd see me twirling around in a meadow on a mountain top. And there's lilacs and edelweiss and little bunnies all around. Then Courtney and I would do that thing where we hold hands and spin around, laughing and smiling. You may not understand the beauty of our love but it's all part of being human. I've never been so happy!
Tuesday is fug day. All fug. All day.
No shit Bryce you right.I wouldn’t fuck Cokey Love with a 10′ pole made of penicilan
oh my
you got that right, bryce. How about a story on Paris Hilton’s new breast implants? Sure, it’s barely a step up from Courtney Love, but even a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
This is gross… on all the levels…
I would fuck her but i wouldn’t tell anybody and I would hate myself forever, especially after puss would begin to ooze from my penis to my butthole.
She’s bringin’ grodey back…
LMFAO… lilacs and edelweiss.
WWTDD.com: The place penises go to die.
Wow - 10th.
Eat that losers.
What is she doing in those pics. Is she trying to shove her guts back into the twelfth dimension where they fell from?
It is still hard for me to recognize this as Courtney Love. She is missing the puffy, crimson lips, overflowing or overexposed chesticles, and she has a book again. The fried hair is about the only thing I recognize. And that she looks very scary.
Also - when will you please do the story on the fact that Jake Gyllenhaal is banging Reese Witherspoon.
Everyone else covered it two weeks ago.
Compared to other pics of her I’ve seen she actually looks good (compared those photos). I hope she’s cleaning up as up til now she been a waste of real estate and oxygen consumption.
I’ll never be in Love… or anywhere near her for that matter. My penis is pissed at me for even looking at these photos. I knocked on the door and asked him to come out, but he just tossed a sign at me that said, “I’ll be soft until May, Asshole!” It’s like I betrayed him or something.
At least she’s…ah hell even I can’t defend her this time. I gotta go get a drink. Ride Lo
The question on everyone’s mind: has Courtney had vaginoplasty?
I like that word. I’m going to try to ease it into a conversation at work today.
Is she doing that thing where she makes her belly button talk? I love that! I bet it’s saying things like “All I know is…I’m thirsty!!!”
Wow, first a pregnant Scary Spice and now Courtney Love’s excess stomach skin……is it my birthday? I’m gonna need some Jessica Biel or Scarlett Johannsen stat.
nice this is fug week or a Two for Tuesday