Jessica Alba was caught yesterday on the set of a Revlon commercial wearing a see thru dress. Unfortunately the pictures aren’t nearly as exciting as the first sentence may imply. In fact they're pretty disappointing. But they do raise the question: does Revlon really want their make-up spokesman to look like this. You could just throw makeup at her and she'd look better. Not even make-up, you could throw bees at her and she'd look better.
Why the hell is she wearing white panties with a black dress? Hell, why the hell is she wearing PANTIES at all?
I like the word Hell, in case you cant tell.
Cheers, Juan. I’ll go you one better: why is she wearing a Goddamn dress? It should be a class I felony for this broad to cover up her body.
the banner pic is the best. buttlicious.
She’s fantastic.
Yeah and those are like granny panties…WTF Jessica
sadly, based on Brend*on’s post on 17 April, it appears Jessica is only into K-9 sex. At least that’s the impression I got from a cursory glance at the photos. Didnt read the story. Couldnt be bothered. Too busy. And too important.
That’s enough to make me smile :) What’s with the avatars on the comments?
Yeah, Juan, she prefers dogs. Something about peanut butter I think.
I have some peanut butter
Jessica has no friends - if she did, one of them would’ve said “Baby, don’t wear that” Ride Lo
i wonder what she would look like with a beard full of bees…or maybe a dog beard?
I don’t really have a comment….just wanted to try out the hot new comment section
or maybe, shes filming a commercial and you wouldnt see a baby under that dress if they film it the right way
FIRST
So you take a naturally stunning young lady and plaster your makeup on her to make her look like a clown, and then use that in your advertisements? That isn’t a good idea unless you are trying to say “Look how awful our makeup can make even Jessica Alba look!” You’d think they would take someone below average and boring like Jessica Simpson, and try to make her up to look good, and then brag about how the only reason anyone ever thought she was hot was because she has horrible fake tits, and is made up by professional make up artists every time she showed her face in public, and was heavily photoshopped in every picture in every magazine she was ever in. Well actually that wouldn’t be bragging about their makeup as much as just finally telling the truth.
suck me off you flaming h0m0 fuckz
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!! Its the attack of Janet Jackson’s nipple. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder if I can have spaces inbetween sentence now? As for the story though. No thong? White grandma panties? Someone smack this ho quick.
What do 40 year old virgins know about getting sucked off?
Yikes Revlon. Who’s directing the ad? James Whale? They missed a trick by not including the dog. That could be a whole new range for them: Make-up for Dogs.