Jennifer Lopez's dad has been a Scientologist for 20 years, her best friend is devout Scientologist Leah Remini, and she spends a great deal of time with active members Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. Cruise was even named by the church as their best chance for a "Christ-like figure", someone who can deliver their message to the world (more on that here). Despite all this, Lopez says she has no interest in joining the cult … the church … whatever. And yet:
On Wednesday's "American Idol," Ryan Seacrest asked the singer what she thought of the judges' critiques of the contestants. Lopez said that, in contrast to the stinging put-downs of Simon Cowell, she believed that "concentrating on the rightness brings more rightness." "Rightness" comes up frequently in the lexicon of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Former OT III-level church member Margery Wakefield writes in "The Language of Scientology" that "rightness" was one of his buzzwords.
So is she or isn't she? I started to investigate further into this, but then I realized it was about some bitch has-been that no one likes, so I stopped.
Oh bah.
Well in the banner pic she’s got the spacesuit already. By Xenu, if she joins Scientology, that would make it legit enough for me, too. I mean, J-Lo AND Leah Remini? It’s like I died and went to heaven.
Annoying woman heaven, that is.
Scientology is for feeble minded dumb dumbs. Can we agree on that? Huh? Alright then.
There will not be “rightness” in this world until this worthless bitch gets eaten by wolves. And if you want in on the action, come to my new Church of Lopezology this Sunday. For only $50G you can see the wolves in action and be resolved of all of your sins. Then we will disband the church because hey–mission accomplished!
Tom Cruise and J-Lo might hook up as the leaders of Scientology once they have consumed the remaining life-force of their current victims (um, spouses).
J-Lo might be too busy to get involved in a new venture. I heard she’s thinking about getting in on the Third World-orphan adoption racket. Mad-onna and Angelina have a head start, but J-Lo has the inside track on Latin American orphans and could make up ground quickly.
Jesus Cruise, I hope she just came from the set of a cable Sci-Fi show in that pic. My friend Xenu assures me that she’s a nappy-headed ho. I tend to believe him.
I thought that bitch was too fucking cheap to be a Xenu hater. D.o.n’t they have to d.o.nate money to their brain washing, I mean, re-education programms? And by all accounts J-Bitch is tighter than a duck’s arse, and that’s water tight… On a pleasant note Hi Doc.
“I started to investigate further into this, but then I realized it was about some bitch has-been that no one likes, so I stopped.” - Thank you.
These fuckers are all just batshit crazy and i have no further comment.
If she were a Scientologist, it would certainly explain why she dresses so damn MATRONLY sometimes. Anyone noticed how Katie clothes herself these days? Outfits Meryl Streep would find to “old” and “grandmotherly”. Scientologists can’t dress themselves.
Big Schnozz, big ass, no tits. So why bother?
The only way she could more annoying is to start adopting cute Third World infants stat! Then we’d REALLY have a race war on our hands. Who can adopt the most exotic orphan? I heard there’s a Siberian hottie who is 5 and tearing up the Asian Little Miss beauty pageants.
haha @ observer
Cellulite brings more cellulite. Rightness! I mean rightness. Ngghh.
I think bryce is on to something here. Being a scientologist is a pricey hobby, and “Jenny from the Block” looks like she will slit your fucking throat for a dollar.
Marc Anthony seems to have caught the cheepnis disease from J-Lo as well, based on his failure to pay $2.5 million in taxes. Damn you people, after all the guvmint does for you, the least you can do for it is fork over your cash promptly.
Oh Damn, the Puerto Rican Catholics are going to go ape shit over this one. The Santa Maria folks will summon El Chupacabra from the island to stalk her and suck her blood like some crazy alien carnivore.
Marc Anthony didn’t pay $2.5 mil in taxes? That means he earned in excess of $5 mil! How the hell did he manage to earn $5 mil+? That’s ridiculous. People are making millions doing god knows what. Am I the only who peels oranges on the street for $2.50 an hour?