Luckily, reader Albert has unthinkably bad movie viewing habits and ended up looking up the 1999 TV movie "Joan of Arc" on IMDb, only to discover that the page has Leelee Sobieske represented by a picture of a little dog (link here). And she should be thrilled too, because the little dog is 8 billion times hotter than she is. She should be flattered that they thought she was as attractive as a dog, because it's a huge step up. I'd rather make out with this little dog in front of my parents and the girl I had a secret crush on in high school than Leelee in a black room with no windows. At least the dog wouldn't ask me to call later.
There should be a picture of a bear.
Also known as Helen Hunt Jr.
My thoughts exactly. About Helen Hunt, not about the bear.
Tyler is either gay or blind. Or both.
i think she’s pretty.
fourth(hopefully)
I wanted to do bad things to her in eyes wide shut, but she is looking more and more boring these days. What do I mean these days? When is the last time she was in a movie?
One of those actresses who when they’re underage I thought “man I’d love to plow her once she’s 17 or so” but then once they get in their 20’s you’re a bit disappointed. Sorta like Claire Danes, she had so much potential when she was 14 but then she forgot to grow boobs. I’d still do them both though.
really?
jesus. slow day much?
Okay, the doggy pic is funny but come on, she’s bang tidy. I’d sell my mother to the Arabs for a piece of that, if i hadn’t already lost her in a poker game. Damn that Diamond Jim. I thought my 3 aces was a good hand but he nailed me with 5 of them.
Tyler you are slipping my man. First you used “hot” and Pamela Anderson in the same sentence earlier this week and now you’re criticizing Leelee? Go to your optometrist immediately my friend, your current prescription is fucked.
Angel Eyes cracks me up.
Oh and that puppy-dog is dead gorgeous. And Leelee herself is pretty, be fair.
But Leelee is the gayest name ever.
she’s very pretty. what the hell are some of you talking about?
You forgot that she’s also batshit insane. As in, so insane that even Tom Cruise takes a step back and won’t put up with it.
From her IMDB mini-bio:
Collects locks of hair from major stars appearing with her in films. Tom Cruise refused to participate when filming Eyes Wide Shut (1999).
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So awesomely bad.
Angela: Spot on with the Helen Hunt call. I’d love to have a threesome with both of them. I’d quote lines from Twister the whole time. And I’d have to find a movie that whatchamacallit was in too.
BREAKING NEWS. Come on, man. IMDb did something stupid? Nooo!
We are the knights who say Ni-Ni-Ni-Ni….