LOOK OUT, HES GOT BAKED BEANS!

By brendon April 26, 2007 @ 10:25 AM

Hugh Grant was arrested yesterday after throwing a tub of baked beans and then kicking a photographer on the streets on London.  CNN says:

Photographer Ian Whittaker says that he and Grant, 46, clashed near the home of the "Four Weddings and a Funeral" star.  Whittaker said Grant abused and kicked him on Tuesday before lobbing the beans. The paper printed photos of Grant with a plastic tub of food raised over his head.  Grant's lawyers Schillings said an incident had taken place and was now under investigation.  A police spokeswoman, when asked about the incident, said a 46-year-old man had been arrested on Wednesday evening and questioned at a London police station after an allegation of assault in west London.

Laugh all you want, but Hugh Grant came in third at the 2006 Fight Like A Girl Championships.  He puts the "grrrrr" in "Girl Power!"  He'll kick you something fierce, then slap you silly.  Flowers, a Fendi bag, a parasol – he'll use whatever it takes to get justice and if that means throwing delicious side dishes, look out, because he'll do it, I swear to god man he'll do it.



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(62) Comments

  1. avatar
    Xenu 04/26/2007 10:36

    FRIST!

  2. avatar
    Xenu 04/26/2007 10:37

    Oh yeah, the power of Scientology rules again, losers!

  3. avatar
    pepsiaftertaste 04/26/2007 10:40

    what a twat he truly is

  4. avatar
    Tennessee Tuxedo 04/26/2007 10:42

    What happened, was the photog trying to sign him up for a role where he plays a playboy bachelor unwilling to commit to a hot but emotionally vulnerable piece of ass? Cant blame him for being angry, he’s got to be very careful or he will get type cast.

  5. avatar
    Tennessee Tuxedo 04/26/2007 10:45

    Word on the street is that Hugh’s baked beans are so good that he calls them “Divine Brown”.

  6. avatar
    Alex C 04/26/2007 10:45

    They missed out that this was rapidly followed by Hugh throwing the rest of his KFC take-out at assorted passerby’s.

    “I had to dodge the coleslaw and that bucket of chicken was viciously accurate.” commented a BBC corrispondent.

    Colonel Sanders was unavailable for comment.

  7. avatar
    Ivan_Drago 04/26/2007 10:47

    Who kicks people? What is he a ninja? If you are going to get arrested for assault, at least make it an official beatdown and throw in a few punches to the face.

  8. avatar
    Juan 04/26/2007 10:56

    There are crucial details missing from this. Were they Boston baked beans? Were they hot? Were they pork n’ beans? Could they possibly have been MAGIC beans? Why did Hugh Grant HAVE baked beans? Does he call them “the musical fruit”? Were the beans injured in any way? Was this part of a baked beans guerrilla marketing campaign? Did Rosie O’Donnell suddenly run up and start eating the beans?

  9. avatar
    Hater 04/26/2007 10:57

    I would eat the beans and then fart in his face. Yes sireeee!

  10. avatar
    Danimal 04/26/2007 10:58

    assault with a food product? i think i saw a Springer episode about that once…

  11. avatar
    EdgardoElegante 04/26/2007 10:58

    It could have been worse, he could have thrown a show. Honestly, who throws a shoe?

  12. avatar
    Ass Tagger 04/26/2007 10:59

    Oh, WOW! That was a good laugh I just had. Seriously, do celebrities go to meetings and talk about how, because they’re photographers, laws no longer apply to celebs and they can do whatever they want to them?

    And I love how celebs can’t fight for sh*t, either. Last time I wanted to kick someone’s ass, tossing tupperware at them wasn’t exactly at the forefront of my thoughts.

  13. avatar
    Angela 04/26/2007 10:59

    I thought that was Adam Sandler at first glance.

  14. avatar
    EdgardoElegante 04/26/2007 11:02

    Ok everybody stare at the second pic for a while, and now image Hugh Grant yelling “I fuck you in the ass! I fuck you in the ass! I fuck you! I fuck you! I fuck you!”

  15. avatar
    The Duchess 04/26/2007 11:02

    I am sick unto death of these “stars” complaining about paparazzi. If you don’t want the notoriety and the photographers, GET A DIFFERENT CAREER. You rarely see consultants, sanitation workers, administrative assistants, etc. followed by photographers. All perfectly acceptable careers. The most you have to worry about is pictures on your business cards or the annual report. GET A DIFFERENT CAREER IF YOU DO NOT WANT YOUR PICTURE TAKEN.

  16. avatar
    Juan 04/26/2007 11:05

    in the first photo he looks like Ben Stiller.

    in the second photo he looks like Diego Maradona.

  17. avatar
    bryce 04/26/2007 11:05

    How British… Did he punch you? No. Did he hit you with a bat? No. Did he shoot you? No. So he threw beans at you? YES! In the can? No… in a tupperwear tub! lol That has to be the most polite assault for some time.

  18. avatar
    bryce 04/26/2007 11:07

    And Xenu: You do know that Xenu is the ‘devil’ of Scientology, not the Nana-Nana-Nana-Nana LEADER?!?

  19. avatar
    skinless chicken 04/26/2007 11:09

    duchess, i take photos of sanitation workers and administrative assistants all the time. it’s a real laugh. they’re like ‘wtf mate?’.

  20. avatar
    Willie Beamin 04/26/2007 11:12

    I bet that tupperware stayed sealed after the assault. Tupperware is amazing and it’s microwave safe.

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