04.03.2007 ROSE MCGOWAN IS FRIENDLY

The New York Post reminds us today that the production of the movie “Grindhouse" - the double-feature movie directed by Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez that opens Friday - was shut down last April when the affair between Rodriguez and Grindhouse star Rose McGowan went public.  Rodriguez has been married for 16 years and has five kids with Elizabeth Avellan.  Avellan also acts as a producer for Rodriguez, and has co-produced "Grindhouse," "Sin City," "From Dusk Till Dawn," "Desperado" and "Spy Kids." Page Six says:

"When Elizabeth found out, there was an eruption of emotions - an emotional volcano.”
"It was the worst-kept secret on the set. They were going off to his trailer, having meals together.  Rose thought some of the crew were treating her differently, and the attitude was, like, well what do you expect when you're [bleeping] the director?"
In the meantime, Rodriguez and McGowan are keeping an ultra-low profile. "They arrived in the same limo for the L.A. premiere, but they got out separately several minutes apart to avoid being seen together," a spy told Page Six.

Wow, these two are really smart.  A limo pulls up and one person gets out.  Then the limo idles for two minutes and the door opens again.  "AHHHHH!  THAT CAR IS HAUNTED … oh wait … okay never mind…"  Did they think no one was gonna do that math?  Did they think Robert was the driver?   They might wanna have someone else plan their capers from now on.  Someone who's not a total fucking retard.  Or else one day his wife is gonna end up dead, and Robert will tell the police that “it was raining, and she was driving, and then a lion jumped out and shot her.  Umm, do you buy that?” 

(114) Comments

  1. MrFadedGlory 04/03/2007 12:40

    Adulterer he may be…but it’s hard not to sympathise with Rodriguez…none of us would be able to resist.

  2. youfoolio 04/03/2007 12:41

    WOW rose mcgowan is a hot little homewrecker.

  3. davebo 04/03/2007 12:41

    i understand the appeal of firsties now

  4. RonDogg 04/03/2007 12:41

    I wouldn’t touch it… after the Manson spooge that is..

  5. BFD 04/03/2007 12:47

    She’s hot and all, but wasn’t she banging Marilyn Manson? Could you imagine what’s growing in the Pitre Disk between her legs? Some kinda anti-Christ disease.

  6. Juan 04/03/2007 12:54

    Rose McGowan somewhat balances out Scary Spice and Courtney Love. Except for that machine-gun leg, however. But I’d hit it. Especially since, compared to Marilyn Manson, I’m like the most masculine stud in the world, so she’s be all “Whoa, daddy!”

  7. Ryan13 04/03/2007 12:54

    Yay! We’ve learned how to use question marks!

  8. Kelly 04/03/2007 12:56

    What a skeeze.

  9. Observer 04/03/2007 12:58

    Wow - now those are pretty titties.
    And I’m ninth - HAH - take that you quick typers.

  10. Angel Eyes Van Cleef 04/03/2007 13:02

    Who’s the hottie in the background? The one in the green dress, not the one with the bald head and beard.

  11. Observer 04/03/2007 13:05

    Does anyone know if those are “real”?
    Also - does anyone know if it matters?

  12. Observer 04/03/2007 13:06

    I think the green dress hottie is Elizabeth Avellan.
    I did a Google Image search.

  13. Huge Taco Man 04/03/2007 13:10

    Haven’t any of you guys screwed up your life, just to bang a hot and crazy co-worker? The only difference in this case, and a real life case, is that this guys career will be helped by this.

  14. Angel Eyes Van Cleef 04/03/2007 13:11

    I’ve had a look at some pics from the premiere and it looks like it’s Rosario Dawson. Goddamn. That’s a bit more fucking like it.

  15. gangreen 04/03/2007 13:11

    maybe it’s Rosario Dawson?

    Fake, fake, fake. But I’d still bang, bang, bang.

  16. Jombee 04/03/2007 13:12

    Wait, somebody is cheating on their wife in Hollywood? Well run for the hills Ma Barker!

  17. Shoeby 04/03/2007 13:15

    Manson seed or not, I’d still hit it ’til she went retarded.

  18. Huge Taco Man 04/03/2007 13:16

    I’m shocked that no one has said they would wreck this chick. You guys are starting to lose your edge.

  19. Jim 04/03/2007 13:22

    i’d fuck her until my dick bled.

  20. the dog 04/03/2007 13:24

    I’m sorry but Marilyn Manson does not have a penis (as one of his album covers proudly proclaims). Therefore, he could not despoil the lovely Rose … which is not to say he didn’t hollow her out with a crucifix.

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