04.10.2007 SCARLETT WILL F EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD

People.com says that Scarlett Johansson has chosen her next Hollywood conquest and this time it's "Smoking Aces" star Ryan Reynolds.  The two spent a busy weekend together in New York City, starting Saturday night and continuing - maybe non-stop - until Sunday afternoon.  People says:

On Saturday night, the pair were seen getting close at the Manhattan restaurant Odeon. "They were in a good mood," says one eyewitness who saw them laughing and smiling. "They were definitely holding hands," says another observer. "They were a cute couple!"  Johansson, 22, and Reynolds, 30, also spent Easter together.  The pair, who were with a group of pals, arrived at the Carlyle hotel around 4 p.m. Sunday for the $135 prix fixe lunch.

Guh, I can't even begin to keep track of who this chick is fucking these days.  If she were to make a list of all the names who have been in her trap, it would look like that big list that Santa checks on Christmas Eve, and it would be on a scroll and it would unravel and hit the floor and roll into the wall.



(71) Comments

  1. Stuntcock 04/10/2007 10:10

    me!! Me!!! I wanna be next!

  2. sheepsteeth 04/10/2007 10:29

    I would hit that

  3. KJ 04/10/2007 10:33

    I want her to fuck me. God, grant me thy blessing.

  4. Juan 04/10/2007 10:36

    luckily, every man she has ever banged is less masculine than me, so when we finally hook up, she will be suitably impressed.

  5. taurusaurus_rex 04/10/2007 10:37

    She’s smokin hot. I’d take my chances…

  6. Lightdragon 04/10/2007 10:38

    me too.

  7. goat 04/10/2007 10:52

    hot

  8. goat 04/10/2007 10:52

    you are a homo if you would not have sexual intercourse with her

  9. goat 04/10/2007 10:53

    fuck this site’s filter

  10. Beef 04/10/2007 10:54

    Beats the shit out of that stupid Schindler’s list. All they did was survive. On this one, you get to repeatedly bang one of the hottest women on earth. Seriously, which is better?

  11. Robert_Paulson 04/10/2007 10:55

    So how many guys get their only tag on WWTDD.com for no other reason than they screwed Scarlett. Good for them I say. Yeah I mean you too Benicio Del Toro and Josh Hartnet.

  12. goat 04/10/2007 10:55

    b.r.e.n.d.a.n is a fuckin fag

  13. Shafty 04/10/2007 10:57

    she is by far the hottest thing out there right now. God how I love her. I can’t believe you talk bad about there. How dare all of you.
    I know every guy here would smash it in a second if you met her at a bar. She is the #1.

  14. goat 04/10/2007 10:58

    shafty, bravo!

  15. BigDikDaddy 04/10/2007 11:09

    Of course she’s gonna bang everything in sight. She’s 22 and smokin hott. Agreed, she IS the #1.

  16. Lightdragon 04/10/2007 11:15

    wait till she gets to be 30 .then we will see if she can get everyone in sight.

  17. foo 04/10/2007 11:15

    I bet she won’t swallow she is too pristine

  18. Tennessee Tuxedo 04/10/2007 11:23

    Didn’t she tell a magazine she gets an AIDS test every month?

  19. EdgardoElegante 04/10/2007 11:23

    This will be my pick up line when I meet her: I know you’ve been with a lot of boys, Scarlett… but have you ever been with a man?

  20. paul 04/10/2007 11:24

    I would bang her, but she is not “out of this world hot!” She kind of look’s like she smell’s like ham and with an ass like her’s there is no doubt that she takes big ass shits.

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