Entertainment Weekly is the first to get a quote from "Spiderman" director Sam Raimi about his future with the franchise and the lingering rumor that he will not return for "Spiderman 4" because he will be busy directing "the Hobbit", the prequel to "Lord of the Rings". Raimi says:
''(Lord of the Rings director) Peter Jackson might be the best filmmaker on the planet right now. But, um, I don't know what's going to happen next for me right now. First and foremost, those are Peter Jackson and Bob Shaye's films. If Peter didn't want to do it, and Bob wanted me to do it — and they were both okay with me picking up the reins — that would be great. I love the book. It's maybe a more kid-friendly story than the others.''
And when asked if she would "star" in "Spiderman 4" without Raimi, Kirsten Dunst said:
'It's disrespectful to the whole team, I think, to do that. And audiences aren't stupid. It'd be a big flop without me, Tobey, or Sam. That would really not be the smartest move. But they know that already. [Sony chief] Amy Pascal would never do that.''
Ahem, "It'd (Spiderman) would be a big flop without me…" Me = Snaggletooth.
Woof. I just … god. I'm gonna suggest that maybe Kirsten Dunst is overestimating her popularity and importance to any movie, much less something like Spiderman. Forget about replacing her between films, they could replace Kirsten Dunst in the middle of a god damn scene and if anyone even noticed, it would only be because your heart will feel like a horrible weight has been lifted. It will be like seeing a sunrise after a horrible night during a war. You might not process what changed but you would feel like there was hope in the world again. They wouldn’t even have to replace her with another actress, they could just edit her scenes with footage of that water skiing squirrel from the state fair and it would essentially be the same thing.
Fug-ly.
Oh yeah, first.
Yeah, you are the only reason people see those films Snaggletooth. Wait, you do play the part of the Green Goblin d.on’t you?
Third…
Those two look like a match made by Picasso.
Hardcore movie folk MIGHT balk at Her Toothyness not bein’ in it. I’m just sayin’.
Fifth !!!!!!!! HA ha ha ha ha ha.
Damn !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scooped.
I’d hit it! With a shovel… oh wait somebody beat me to it.
Holy shit Let it go, you fucktard.
Worst casting move since Rosie O Fat as Betty Rubble. Ride Lo
MJ divorces Spidey eventually anyway, and he starts putting the moves on that hot secretary. That’d take, like, 15 seconds to set up at the beginning of a fourth movie.
Way to be expendable, Kirsten.
So I take it her character doesn’t die in Spidey 3? I’d go see it if she did. Otherwise I’ll pass.
Honestly, people go see Spidey 3 not because they think it’s going to be awesome, but mostly because they know it’s not going to suck too much. We need some big dumb action movies where the hero kicks everyones ass and things blow up. I miss the days of the Stallone, Willis, and Schwarzenegger.
This kid’s a beauty. I would do anything to f*ck her.
im surprised her dress wasnt mentioned…i mean, holy shit thats a hideous dress! well, i can’t say anything that i have not said before about this wreck of a human…she sucks, she’s an aweful actress (i have said that since day 1 and jumanji), i hope her movie career spirals to hell.
Besides the fact
I’m with you, goat. A girl that ugly can be made sort of presentable in good clothing. That is the most unflattering dress ever. Doesn’t she have boobs? Does she have a waistline? She can wear something that shows some feature, any feature. She should know how to make herself look sort of ok by now.
What the fuck is up with that dress. She looks pregnant.
Oh yes, and Tobey looks a little terrified to be standing next to her.