On a scale of hilarity, "Entourage" is somewhere between a dead Christmas pony and getting raped by a bear with AIDS. It's the worst show on television and it's not even close. It's like the writers have declared a war on comedy and a jihad against funny jokes. The whole thing is awkward and embarrassing, 30 minutes of dumb stories and wildly irritating and unlikable characters. And I have no idea who the hell Emmanuelle Chriqui is, but I guess she's on the show and I guess she showed up last night at the season 3 party without a bra. And if you click here - thanks to Jeremy and his noble quest - you can get a nice shot of her implant. Oh, the excitement.
UPDATE - in hindsight I guess I could have built this up a little better, so: oh, you just have to click here to see the fox from "Entourage" without a bra, and brace yourself, for not even 1000 years of exotic delights could top what you'll see once you click this link.
Now click it you bastard.
First just to make Ken cry.
The big question is: Who would hit it?
OK, a story about a woman who isn’t all that attractive, who is in a TV show I’d rather eat rat poison rather than watch, flashes a nipple. Wow. The excitement. Slow day man?
Dude, it’s the chick from Snow Day. I’d hit it. :)
Ugh, yea, that show sucks. I mean, unless you like shows about a chronic bedwetter trying to make it big and his douchebag friends who probably love the smell of their own farts.
Hey, the noble bear is more likely to cure AIDS than contract it. The rape thing’s valid though. Frisky fellas those bears.
Entourage sucks!
http://poopoocity.blogspot.com/2007/04/christmas-comes-early-for-douchebags.html
I wanna blast her face like a Jackson Pollack, a la Seth Green.
I love you…
I’d do her in the eye socket.
Nice tit, I would enjoy sucking that nip.
I would also enjoy ravaging her asshole, causing intestinal bleeding, and then going Ass to Mouth on her.
entourage fucking owns
This site used to be funny. Now, satire has been replaced with a writer who copy and pastes the same I’m-so-handsome-I-make-glass-shatter jokes onto every entry. Judging by the comments, the readers consist mainly of guys still bitter about the lack of attention from the cheerleaders in high school, so now they berate girls who are obviously very cute. If these idiots had sex changes, they’d become the women who blindly clap along with every word Dr. Phil says. It’s pathetic. To the readers: get a life. To the writer: learn to be funny. You’re the Carlos Mencia of blogwriters. At least give readers a reason to come back.
That’s Retarded.
The show’s great and she’s completely beautiful.
Sorry.
what angela said
I like Entourage and I think that chick’s pretty cute. Oh, yeah… looks like the guy who doesn’t know how to use question marks and puts double-spaces before each sentence like he’s using a goddamn manual typewriter got pwned by danoah.
She’s pretty, and since she really doesn’t need a bra, more power to her if she wants to go without. As long as there’s pictures.
Angela: Ditto. Danoah: Get your own blog. Victell: Nighttime, daytime, anytime she wants. Chris: Set the puppies free! (I’ve seen 30 minutes of Entourage and I thought it was a bit flat, but I could’ve seen a bad half hour. I give them an incomplete.)