04.02.2007 WTF IS GOING ON

This is a video of Alanis Morissette doing a cover of "My Humps", by Fergie. I guess she thinks she making some point about something or other, but it turns out I don’t really care, so I never caught onto to what that point might have been. It's probably about women's rights or something. She's always talking about stuff like that. Like, rape and stuff. I got raped one time. Except, by “raped”, I mean I paid too much for a TV. Is that what girls mean when they whine about it? Did I mention it's really slow today? You're supposed to stop me before I make an ass out of myself, you know. 

(109) Comments

  1. Laylo 04/02/2007 16:02

    is it ugly chick day or what?

  2. sheepsteeth 04/02/2007 16:03

    Lame

  3. sheepsteeth 04/02/2007 16:04

    Is that girls mean when they whine about it?
    You missed the “what” out of that sentence. It should read “Is that WHAT girls mean when they whine about it?”. So pedantic.

  4. JoeBlow 04/02/2007 16:05

    Is this going to be comment number 103 or did the site owner get off his lazy ass and fucking fix it?

  5. sheepsteeth 04/02/2007 16:07

    ok so far until victell comes on.

  6. sheepsteeth 04/02/2007 16:11

    I can remember when Sheryl Crowe looked hot, I think it was in the video for “All I wanna do”. All I wanna do now is see some more pictures of Jessica Beil.

  7. Poon 04/02/2007 16:12

    Her voice makes me want to stab myself in the eye with my pen.

  8. slyde 04/02/2007 16:12

    that is one of the most fucked up things i have EVER fucking seen…

  9. Poon 04/02/2007 16:13

    and she’s ugly…but I would still fuck her.

  10. Ed02 04/02/2007 16:14

    Ok, I had to go find the Fugie er, I mean Fergie version and watched it first. Then came back to this and laughed my ass off. Don’t get me wrong. I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about either one of these chicks, but if you are such a fugged up loser that Alanis Morissette is willing to spend some money to make fun of your dumb ass, you should take that as a sign of impending mediocrity. Besides, watching both videos has led me to believe that neither one of these turds should ever try to look “sexy” again.

  11. sheepsteeth 04/02/2007 16:22

    Do you have to be ugly to do this song? Is it a pre requisite ?

  12. The Lord Humungus The Warrior of the Wasteland The Ayatollah of Rock-and-Rollah 04/02/2007 16:22

    ::pours Brendan a large single malt:: Well can’t stop you from making an ass of yourself but at least I can help you to not give a crap if you do.

    Oh by the way my penis is very disturbed that there is someone that looks and sings better than Fergie, but is still dog ugly to the fucking bone. Alanis, Dirsten Kunst, and Shitney in one day, blech. Surely there must be a mutilated vagina we can talk about.

  13. LoRider 04/02/2007 16:25

    Alanis had a HUGE album 12 years ago with Jagged Little Pill. She’s been irrelevant ever since. She should take her large Canadian ass back up north and thank China and thank India and Thank Thailand to her heart’s content. Certainly no paps will be following her around hoping her boyfriend gives her a wedgie. Oh the horror, the HORROR! Ride Lo

  14. Robert05 04/02/2007 16:26

    Wow that is funny as hell. I suddenly have much more respect for Alanis Morissette. She should do more comedy.

  15. victoria 04/02/2007 16:30

    that shit cracked me up….Alanis rules, and I aint no feminist so

  16. sheepsteeth 04/02/2007 16:31

    Was this on SNL and I missed it (agian)???????.

  17. Shana 04/02/2007 16:34

    This video is awesome. It says that yeah, Alanis hasn’t been big in a decade, but she’s sure as shit better than most of what’s coming out in music today. This video I took as “anything you can do, I can do better.” By slowing down the lyrics she both really shows how stupid they are, and she actually is a singer with talent, unlike fergie, who has an image.

  18. OMGWTF 04/02/2007 16:41

    This totally made my day.

  19. Matt02 04/02/2007 16:50

    That was hilarious, I didn’t know Alanis could be funny.

  20. Russell 04/02/2007 16:50

    Morissette is a badass

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