05.16.2007 BRITNEY SPEARS IS A BITCH

Both the Star and the National Enquirer are independently reporting this week that Britney Spears has cut off all contact with her mother, Lynne Spears, because Brittney is still furious that her mom basically forced her into rehab (and why was that).  In fact, Britney did not call or visit her mom on Mothers Day, even though Lynne is currently hospitalized with pneumonia.  MSNBC says:

“Britney has cut off all communication with her mom,” a “friend” of the 25-year-old singer says.  “She’s gone from calling Lynne ten times a day to flat-out refusing to speak to her.”
Lynne, 52, was hospitalized in southern California recently when a bout of the flu turned into pneumonia. Spears reportedly is furious with her mother for urging Britney to enter rehab, and didn’t call her earlier this month for her birthday, either.  
“Britney says her mom betrayed her and she refuses to get over it,” the source told the Enquirer. “When she was told to give her mom a call, Britney said: ‘I’m busy, I have my own kids now.’ ”

This is pretty much how dictators do it too.  Britney and Kim Jung Il and Pol Pot all kind of do this, where they surround themselves with sycophants and anyone who speaks out or criticizes them is outcast.  And that’s why Britney dresses like, um, this. Like she got her clothes off a robot bear who was blowing into a brown jug.


(66) Comments

  1. Aaron 05/16/2007 12:40

    I think she looks classy. She’s a class act. Always has been. Always will be. And I love what she’s done with her hair!

  2. Brett 05/16/2007 12:40

    Trailer Park Trash HOT!! At least her hat doesn’t have any bad words on it.

  3. Brett 05/16/2007 12:41

    yes.. very nice new wig.

  4. JC 05/16/2007 12:41

    Go to hell, bitch. Just don’t take any innocent bystanders with you when you crash and burn.

  5. Gazeboman 05/16/2007 12:45

    Jowls!

  6. Bowie 05/16/2007 12:45

    Nobody in town makes my dick smaller.

  7. Ass Tagger 05/16/2007 12:46

    Always heartwarming to see someone sever communications right around the time of Mother’s Day, her birthday AND the possibility of her death.

  8. Lyqueriax 05/16/2007 12:46

    What dick?

  9. Brave Sir Robin 05/16/2007 12:48

    The emporororor has no clothes (or bikinis, or hair, etc)…yuck.

  10. stoli357 05/16/2007 12:55

    So satisfying…to see what has become of the has-been princess of pop, with her once-skinny teenage bod that was on top of the world, now reduced to a flabby, incoherent, belligerent tramp.
    Now we can settle in for the slow descent into poverty after the fleeting star-power has fizzled and the earning capacity falls off a cliff. But the bills for shopping, rehab, and psychotherapy remain.
    Keep living the high-life Brit!!

  11. cheese 05/16/2007 12:55

    Nice sticks

  12. bryce 05/16/2007 12:57

    Is she buying all her clothes from novelty and tourist souvenir shops now? She looks like most fat-ass fuckers I see getting off cruise ships. Except they have their own hair…

  13. Willie Beamin 05/16/2007 12:59

    This is the best she has looked in awhile.

  14. mephistopheles jefferson 05/16/2007 13:01

    Holy shit, Gregg Allman looks like hell.

  15. Dirty Hairy 05/16/2007 13:03

    *And that

  16. bryce 05/16/2007 13:10

    Bitch should learn from Dirty Dina Blohan, regardless of what your fucked up kid does keep telling the press that it isn’t true and that your daughter is fine. Until they die. Then you can cry on ET and complain how it’s all someone else’s fault that your meal ticket is gone.

  17. Juan 05/16/2007 13:10

    If it was a choice between Britney calling me 10 times a day to breaking off contact completely, I would thank the Lord if she choose the second one.

    Imagine the calls. “Howdy, Maw! It’s me, Britney! How do you open a can of Vienna sausage?” “Howdy, Maw! It’s me again! How do you change the channel on the teevee?” “Howdy, Maw! It’s yur young’un Britney! I’ve got them critters in my private parts again and they’re itching me somethin’ fierce!”

  18. Lothar of the Hill People 05/16/2007 13:11

    She must have the slowest-growing hair of all time if she still needs to wear wigs and hats.

    I hope she keeps wearing the hats after the hair grows back.

  19. hot pockets 05/16/2007 13:15

    Why the wigs and hats? Does she think she’s fooling someone?

    Please, someone buy her some heroin, or crack, or a can of krylon, so we can pick up the pace on this inevitable OD.

  20. Squizz 05/16/2007 13:17

    Cat piss.

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