BRITNEY SPEARS IS A BITCH

Both the Star and the National Enquirer are independently reporting this week that Britney Spears has cut off all contact with her mother, Lynne Spears, because Brittney is still furious that her mom basically forced her into rehab (and why was that).  In fact, Britney did not call or visit her mom on Mothers Day, even though Lynne is currently hospitalized with pneumonia.  MSNBC says:

“Britney has cut off all communication with her mom,” a “friend” of the 25-year-old singer says.  “She’s gone from calling Lynne ten times a day to flat-out refusing to speak to her.”Lynne, 52, was hospitalized in southern California recently when a bout of the flu turned into pneumonia. Spears reportedly is furious with her mother for urging Britney to enter rehab, and didn’t call her earlier this month for her birthday, either.  “Britney says her mom betrayed her and she refuses to get over it,” the source told the Enquirer. “When she was told to give her mom a call, Britney said: ‘I’m busy, I have my own kids now.’ ”

This is pretty much how dictators do it too.  Britney and Kim Jung Il and Pol Pot all kind of do this, where they surround themselves with sycophants and anyone who speaks out or criticizes them is outcast.  And that’s why Britney dresses like, um, this. Like she got her clothes off a robot bear who was blowing into a brown jug.