People.com says that magician Criss Angel is maybe sorta dating Cameron Diaz now. They went out Saturday (pictured) and Monday night in Las Vegas, and Diaz was supposed to go back to LA Sunday but decided instead to stay until today. All of which should be humiliating for Diaz but doesn't appear to be. People says:
The pair began their evening with dinner at the Bellagio's Prime steakhouse, then rode to the Mirage in Angel's Rolls Royce for the 10:30 p.m. performance of Cirque du Soleil's Beatles tribute LOVE.
The smiling duo walked arm-in-arm into the theater through the main entrance, and throughout the show, a witness tells PEOPLE, "They were snuggling with each other and he was making her laugh. They seemed really happy."
After the final curtain, the pair headed backstage and greeted the cast until just before midnight before leaving through a side door and disappearing into the night in Angel's car.
Criss Angel ranks somewhere around "good" as a magician, but Cameron Diaz is borderline retarded, so this should work out nicely. He probably pulled a quarter from her ear and now she thinks he's come here from a distant world to learn about love. But Criss might wanna go slow with the tricks. Last week a guy opened a lighter and she screamed "SORCERER!" while throwing stuff at him. That went on for 10 minutes.
I hope he can use some magic to make her face hot.
I would like to do a disappearing rod trick with Cameron…as long as I have a paper bag handy.
Also, why the fuck do “pretty” girls think that all they have to do is wiggle and put their arms up to dance. It is a trend that needs to die.
cris angel? really??? that’s sad, kinda…
Maybe he can magically cure her acne or cast a spell and make “In Her Shoes” a good movie.
Skank.
hey. she’s getting the hot beef injections. so she has to be doing something right.
Trading down from Timberlake is hard to do, but she somehow found an even bigger queer to date.
Job well done, Cameron
Smelly Skank
Is that Drew Barrymore in the first pic?
Smelly Cat Piss Smelling Skank.
A hore and a homo
Yes. A hore
And a Whore, too.
This could start a trend of actresses dating some “of them TV magic queers” (as Cletus so accurately put it). But I think it would be cooler if they dated clowns.
Britney could date Bozo.
LiLo could date Shakes the Clown.
Drew Barrymore could date Ronald McDonald.
Why on Earth is that chick wearing a glove in pic 1?!
Who in the fuck is Kriss Angel? Seriously people, we need some more naked pics of chicks and enough of Kriss Angel and his possee. I’m losing interest.
I like the rough trick with the black nail polish. Feco-goth is in.
I got nothing. Cameron Diaz looks like shit run over twice.
I guess Kim Kardashian wasn’t available. Have to practice hiding the sausage somewhere.