CHARLIZE THERON IS A SEXY RETARD

I've always heard from people who would know that Charlize Theron is very pleasant but also kinda goofy.  And stuff like this is why:

Oscar winner Charlize Theron didn't need a red carpet to show off her modelicious moves Monday night. Spies outside downtown eatery La Esquina saw the star "putting on a show . . . catwalking in front of the restaurant." One bystander asked, "What's wrong with her?" Another told Page Six, "She was doing that walk for almost five minutes."

So, seriously, she just walked back and forth in front of a window for five minutes?  It was probably one of those reflective ones and she thought it was a mirror and no one was behind it.  This chick should have chaperones 24 hours a day, because there was a report once that said attractive retards like this are often tricked into becoming sex slaves.*don't I know it, heh heh heh*