05.15.2007 DENISE RICHARDS IS SINGLE

A little over a year ago, pictures started to circulate showing Denise Richards making out with and straddling Richie Sambora while the two vacationed in Hawaii.  Which was noteworthy because Richards was married to Charlie Sheen, with whom she has two kids, and Sambora was married to Heather Locklear, who was best friends with Denise Richards.  So, they wrecked two relationships and one family and one friendship, but at least they did it for a love that will last into eternity.  Oh wait never mind.

After dating for more than a year, Denise Richards has split with Richie Sambora, Denise's rep tells In Touch exclusively. Her rep says, "Denise and Richie broke up two months ago," but according to a friend of the actress, "they didn't want to make it public because they lived through public divorces and it was very painful."  The couple had been drifting apart for some time but remain close.

Well at least they can stay busy with work and hobbies.  In the coming months, she has more stars of VH1 to blow, while his future projects include buying Aloe Vera and struggling to breath after getting the mail.



(51) Comments

  1. Dirty Hairy 05/15/2007 12:23

    I am NOT available

  2. captain lovelog 05/15/2007 12:25

    what is a richie sambora when not a fat lobster?

  3. Eddie Munster 05/15/2007 12:27

    yes now I have my chance….wait…after that dude….do i really want it???????

    hmmm….yes i still do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Danimal 05/15/2007 12:29

    wtf was she thinking?

  5. Juan02 05/15/2007 12:29

    She must not love herself.

  6. Squarepusher 05/15/2007 12:31

    this hot chick is available….great, now those boobs are mine !!

  7. lady garden 05/15/2007 12:31

    she needs to keep her legs shut

  8. Guinny_Ire 05/15/2007 12:32

    Yes! Yes! Yes! Now they swapped husbands now it’s time for Heather and Denise to get together! Yes! Yes! Yes!

  9. Eddie Munster 05/15/2007 12:32

    dude she is so fine…i loved her in Wild Things….

  10. JB 05/15/2007 12:33

    You see Danimal, the mistake you’re making right off the bat is your assumption that any of these hollywood types have normal brain functions. Odds are that the hot ones like Denise just fell into something along the way and went with it.

    P.S. Aloe Vera and struggling to breathe. LMAO!!

  11. Mike35 05/15/2007 12:36

    She used to have bigger boobs… I’m pretty sure.. In Wild Things they were 150% of the reason why I ended up with cuts on my cock due to so much rubbing without lube. But in these pics they look like a moderate c-cup…By the Way Neve Campbell sucked for not showing her tits ever.

  12. dopamine 05/15/2007 12:37

    His breast looks like a field hockey stick.

    Old age is sad.

  13. pump 05/15/2007 12:40

    I would hit her, screw her, and pump her relentlessly any fricking day. Aaany fricking day… Real.

  14. Dan Daoust 05/15/2007 12:41

    Come, sweetie, the infirmary is right this way.

  15. Paul THE REPUBLICAN HARDLINER Wolfovitz 05/15/2007 12:41

    What a sick world. A fine prOn-star and a rich, old, slubby bastard. Sick.

  16. Juan 05/15/2007 12:42

    She’s going to miss that hot, flabby Richie lovin’ for sure.

    He must have purchased some magic potion which allows him to seduce formerly hot but now faded MILFs. I hope he sells it online cause I would buy some.

  17. bryce 05/15/2007 12:43

    Shouldn’t the headline read: Denise Richards Comes To Her Senses?

  18. Dirty Hairy 05/15/2007 12:46

    Seriously, though! That banner ad! Take a fucking look at the “American Apparel” model!!! She’s sick. She has to be a developmentally challenged junkie with AIDS. THIS KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT!

  19. Squizz 05/15/2007 12:54

    This bitch smells like cat piss. If she didn’t have a PR person telling this shit to the press, would anyone really know what’s going on? Would you care? She just another decent looking slut. Would I give it to her? Yeah, even though she smells like cat piss. Would I give it to Richie? Yeah, probably.

  20. Greg 05/15/2007 12:59

    Ok…enough already…I can’t keep spitting stuff out of my nose laughing…aloe vera and breathing hard…rofl

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