JENNA FISCHER BROKE HER BACK

Pam from "The Office"  – I think that's her name, but that should be considered a wild guess at best because I've never seen that show, since it appears to have nothing to do with Rommel or a karate expert forcing our great chefs to do battle –  was celebrating with some friends Monday night when she slipped and fell.  The result was four fractured bones in her back.  Page Six says:

Fischer was celebrating her series being renewed Monday night with friends when she slipped on the restaurant's marble steps and fractured four bones in her back. A friend said she spent the night in St. Vincent's hospital and had to cancel an appearance on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and a Harper's Bazaar shoot. Fischer's rep said yesterday she's "doing much better and is resting at her hotel."

Wow.  Really?  She slipped and broke four bones in her back?  Is that what happens when Hollywood stars fall down?  Good thing she didn't kick a chair, she might have exploded.  I wouldn't know what that's like because I've got these long dancers legs and I'm very graceful.  In fact, the other day I was walking down the street and people cleared a path and then broke into applause because my movement was so lithe and beautiful.  One girl even cried.