Pam from "The Office" – I think that's her name, but that should be considered a wild guess at best because I've never seen that show, since it appears to have nothing to do with Rommel or a karate expert forcing our great chefs to do battle - was celebrating with some friends Monday night when she slipped and fell. The result was four fractured bones in her back. Page Six says:
Fischer was celebrating her series being renewed Monday night with friends when she slipped on the restaurant's marble steps and fractured four bones in her back. A friend said she spent the night in St. Vincent's hospital and had to cancel an appearance on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and a Harper's Bazaar shoot. Fischer's rep said yesterday she's "doing much better and is resting at her hotel."
Wow. Really? She slipped and broke four bones in her back? Is that what happens when Hollywood stars fall down? Good thing she didn't kick a chair, she might have exploded. I wouldn't know what that's like because I've got these long dancers legs and I'm very graceful. In fact, the other day I was walking down the street and people cleared a path and then broke into applause because my movement was so lithe and beautiful. One girl even cried.
I got something else she can break.
PARIS HILTON likes 23!!!
Geez. Her back must hit Nicole Richie’s spine on the way down.
Who? Oh, right. No one.
I thought this site was about celebities
She should have been drunk or high. LiLo falls down all the time, never gets a scratch. Britney too.
Jenna Fischer? She’s like the least-famous Jenna in the world. Well below Jenna Jameson and Jenna Bush. And that bellydancer Jenna.
And Jenna-fur Aniston. And Jennyfromdahood Lopez.
Boy, she must be brittle.
No anal for at least 6 weeks.
Bryce is a queef.
i love the office! i hope pam is okay ;P
Rommel is fascinating. Wouldn’t you love to speak with his son–assuming you had a translator?
damn that sucks, I like her, and she was pretty fuckin hot in Blades of Glory
Slipped and fell my ass. I broke her back during an all night ass bangin’ session. “I said turn around and look me in the eye you wannabe hollywood skank!” That being said, I’d do it again…
Juan, she is a step above Jenna Elfman. That chick is retarded AND unattractive.
Lyqueriax, how’s that? Are you upset that I don’t give a rat’s ass? Boo-fucking-hoo.
Four bones? Jesus! Was she doing a high-wire act? Are we sure she didn’t get supplexed?
Someone needs to give this chick some milk, stat…
And is she related to Isla Fischer?
She got the Stone Cold Stunner
If you’re going to be a dick to the idiot celebrities (which I agree, they deserve), you need to at least be fair to the nice, honest celebrities. You didn’t mention that her fall happened at the top of a steep marble staircase, hence the broken back.
I’m sure my indignance will met with ridicule, but she had to break her fucking back to make it on your blog, so that probably means she’s a decent person.
I read your blog everyday and I think it’s great. Just wanted to get all the facts out there.
^ the article mentions the marble steps in the first line of the gray bow. And we don’t have to be nice to any celebrities ‘nice’ or ‘nasty’. She might not be walking much but at least she’ll be able to sue the restaurant owners for millions. Every cloud…