JORDIN SPARKS IS MY NEW IDOL

Jordin Sparks, the giant 17-year-old high school student from Glendale, Arizona, became the sixth "American Idol" last night and the youngest winner yet. If this is all news to you, you’re not alone. Tuesday's AI – usually a huge night as it features the last performances and voting for the final two – attracted a disappointing 25.2 million viewers. It was AI’s smallest Final Tuesday in three years and down 6.6 million from last year. Producers are said to be considering major tweaks to next years run to make sure the decline doesn't continue. Because it's all about money to these Hollywood people. So sad. That's one of the reasons I walked away from modeling.

(i was gonna make a "jordin sparks" tag, but, seriously, why bother)