05.09.2007 KELLY CLARKSON IS … UMM …

Apparently the rumors are true and the executives at Kelly Clarksons record label hate her new album and they wanted to scrap the entire thing and make her start over, but she refused and it will come out the last week of July, as planned.  Also coming out in July - $47.20 as Kelly pays for more milkshakes. 


(124) Comments

  1. cornpone 05/09/2007 14:18

    fat

  2. Max 05/09/2007 14:20

    Who the FUCK is stealing all your apostrophes? Time for a motherfucking task force.

  3. stevie 05/09/2007 14:22

    my dick just shrunk 3 inches.

  4. Bulb 05/09/2007 14:24

    …waving to her new BFF Paris?

  5. PresidentNixon 05/09/2007 14:24

    I wonder if anyone out there actually considers her “hot”. She’s a fucking beast.

  6. MaleBoyShaunDeWet 05/09/2007 14:25

    Meaty Fat-headed chump.

  7. stoli357 05/09/2007 14:26

    She’s so fat that pic 3 won’t even fit on my laptop screen. That ring on her finger looks like a rubber band on a water balloon…

  8. shef175 05/09/2007 14:27

    I think my Grandma wore that exact same outfit in 1988. Only difference is she didn’t fill it out quite as much.

  9. Don Quipontch 05/09/2007 14:28

    It’s not like she hasn’t been this size since American Idol…wow groundbreaking story here. Always been a fat turd.

  10. Vocal 05/09/2007 14:28

    I would smell her ass.

  11. Cap'nJack 05/09/2007 14:29

    Kelly Clarkson is …um… disgusting!

  12. MaleBoyShaunDeWet 05/09/2007 14:30

    Extreme. You have got all the money, and you still eat like a pig. I hate fate people. I need to work-out and take care of my diet for the runways. Fat Bytch. Son of bytch must die!

  13. cheese 05/09/2007 14:33

    I should undercook her a piece of chicken or something. That would be good for about 10-15lbs. Maybe some tap water straight from Mexico for the other 30. Tough love Kelly. Tough Love.

  14. Ladylove 05/09/2007 14:33

    Oompahloompah.

  15. MaleBoyShaunDeWet 05/09/2007 14:34

    Never seen those legs. Chop ‘em off and send one to Namibia.

  16. Juan 05/09/2007 14:34

    She’s not THAT fat. Sort of plumper, chunky, beefy, big-boned, fleshy, chubby, porky.

    Oh, and fugly. Which has nothing to do with her weight.

  17. maddona_kebabsoff 05/09/2007 14:36

    ^stoli has a kick ass avatar. LMAO

  18. Robert 05/09/2007 14:37

    She looks like Smurfette in that get up.

    A very overweight, ugly Smurfette.

  19. maddona_kebabsoff 05/09/2007 14:38

    Kelly Halfton

  20. Angel Eyes Van Cleef 05/09/2007 14:39

    MaleBoyShaunDeWet, i hope your baggage handling is better than your handling of the English Language.

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