05.15.2007 NIC CAGE IS WEIRD

I think this is an ad for iron underwear, because it's packed with things my ass never wants to see in the middle of the desert, where no one can hear me scream.

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  1. Dirty Hairy 05/15/2007 16:54

    I hate Nic Cage

  2. Quinlan 05/15/2007 16:56

    I tell ya man, I hate it when celebrities bitch & moan about “their craft,” and how they frown upon American television & commercials - THEN they’re selling me whiskey and tampons in Okanawa:
    Harrison Ford
    Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Paul Newman
    and look who I found under the back seat on the plane ride home - JODIE FOSTER!!!

  3. Cindy 05/15/2007 16:58

    See my avatar for what Nic Cage is

  4. The Ghost of Deano 05/15/2007 16:59

    Hey Nick. Nice hair plugs.

  5. bryce 05/15/2007 17:00

    I like it when he gives his trademarked ’stunned cunt’ look…

  6. Angel Eyes Van Cleef 05/15/2007 17:01

    The Japanese thing i understand but what exactly was the biggest ham actor since Porky Pig doing in the ad?

  7. victoria 05/15/2007 17:02

    douche+bag

  8. VegasHustler 05/15/2007 17:04

    How much do they have to pay these Multi Millionaires to make complete assholes of themselves on foreign TV!?

  9. Picnic Bear 05/15/2007 17:11

    Roar! I’m not particularly interested in watching anything with Nick Cage in it where he’s not getting mauled by bears. Or getting punched by bears. Or punching bears. Or punching women dressed in bear costumes. And this video has none of those.

  10. Queen Kong 2 05/15/2007 17:18

    Mmmm, dessert

  11. Brett 05/15/2007 17:19

    WTF is he selling!

  12. jonathan 05/15/2007 17:21

    What is Sankyo? Is it anything like Sanyo? I will buy any product Sankyo has to offer.

  13. wanky 05/15/2007 17:24

    man nic cage is awesome!! plus he married a korean woman so my mom likes him

  14. Angel Eyes Van Cleef 05/15/2007 17:24

    Sankyo is a Japanese company so they probably make giant robots or schoolgirls. I’d look it up on Wikipedia *spits* but they’d probably say they make windmills or clogs.

  15. bryce 05/15/2007 17:24

    Picnic Bear: I am interested in when your new series airs. Can you give away any of the characters or plot? Thanks.

  16. bryce 05/15/2007 17:25

    Giant Robot Schoolgirls (in sailor outfits) BTW…

  17. wwtdd 05/15/2007 17:26

    I didn’t like Nic Cage when he was in he all serious actor stage, culminating in that Oscar thingie. Since then it looks like he chooses his roles based on a ouija board or advice from his hot teenage asian wife. Either way while the movies may suck, Nic allways givs 100%.. of something.

  18. Angel Eyes Van Cleef 05/15/2007 17:29

    Episode 11 of Picnic Bear ought to feature Giant Robot Schoolgirls (in sailor outfits and their tits out.

  19. Marla Singer 05/15/2007 17:29

    put the bunny back in the box.

  20. bryce 05/15/2007 17:38

    Being forcably penetrated by giant aliens with tenticles?

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