05.16.2007 OPRAH IS NOT FROM AROUND HERE

I don’t usually count peoples toes, because I’m pretty sure I know what the result is gonna be, but Splash Online apparently does.  And Oprah is apparently some kind of demon.  Polydactylyism (animals with six toes) according to wiki:

Historically and in the contemporary world, polydactylyism has been associated with witchcraft, psychic power, the extraterrestrial, and sporting prowess.

A-ha!  I knew it!  She's not an athlete so that rules out sporting prowess and everything else on that list is bad.  I think a good test would be to throw her in well with rocks tied to her legs and if she's able to climb out, then … um, wait, what are we testing her for again?  I can't remember, but I still stand by throwing her down a well.

full size copy of the picture HERE




(74) Comments

  1. carlos 05/16/2007 12:29

    primero

  2. carlos 05/16/2007 12:29

    pinche negra pies chuecos

  3. carlos 05/16/2007 12:30

    que se los arregle el SR Fonseca aqui en guadalajara

  4. Dirty Hairy 05/16/2007 12:30

    I bet that retarded girl in the hoodie for the American Apparel ad has six toes, too!

  5. craig t. nelson 05/16/2007 12:31

    i dont see another toe. i just see foot fat. mmmm…fat

  6. Banshee 05/16/2007 12:32

    Nasty Nappy Headed Ho!

  7. God 05/16/2007 12:33

    They’re called bunions you fucking retard.

    ps. fuck this fat n1gger

  8. TheEllimist 05/16/2007 12:33

    The hideousness of that picture will haunt my dreams forever.

  9. RonDogg 05/16/2007 12:34

    he is sad in the pants

    and prays to God 0-:D

  10. Squizz 05/16/2007 12:36

    OOOOOOOOOO FAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

  11. Juan 05/16/2007 12:37

    rich as she is, she should have a toe-ectomy.

  12. Cin 05/16/2007 12:38

    *eye roll* How desperate for content to make a post are these people to not see that’s not another toe … it’s a huge knot of some kind.

  13. Lyqueriax 05/16/2007 12:41

    A little defensive there, Cin.

    You must be a freak, too.

  14. Redswipe 05/16/2007 12:48

    Sadly freak fan’s I’m pretty sure that’s not a toe. It might be a tumor though :)

  15. Ass Tagger 05/16/2007 12:48

    She makes, what, a QUADRILLION dollars a year and she can’t fix those monstrocities?

  16. Ladylove 05/16/2007 12:52

    I agree with Ass Tagger - Oprah get your fat ass to a podiatrist!

    …wondering if she has to pay double for a pedicure.

  17. cheese 05/16/2007 12:54

    I agree with Redswipe. I’m not convinced it’s a toe. I don’t see a nail and it looks like it might just be a bump on the side of her foot. It’s hard to make out the exact dimensions or location from the 1 picture though.

    Next!

  18. Robert 05/16/2007 12:56

    It ain’t a toe. It’s disgusting as sin but it ain’t a toe.

  19. mephistopheles jefferson 05/16/2007 12:58

    I always suspected that God was racist. That’s why I threw my lot in with Lucifer. He’s an equal opportunity hater.

  20. stoli357 05/16/2007 13:02

    It looks like a toe where it connects to the foot, but at the tip it starts to meld with the “pinky” toe. We need a time lapse progression to prove that it is indeed a mutant toe that recently sprouting and had begun to take over the rest of that beutiful Oprah-hulk body.

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