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RIYO MORI IS THE NEW MISS UNIVERSE
May 29, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Asian chicks are hot, so of course Miss Japan won Miss Universe last night. And I thinks it's ridick-erous. It was bad enough when the Japanese started winning our hot dog eating contests and pitching jobs, but now they're sneaking over here and beating Americans in beauty pageants too. I didn't watch the show but based on my awesome level of racism, I'm assuming she won the competitions based on Swimsuit, Walking On A Mans Back and That Thing Where Someone Bangs A Gong And They Disappear Behind A Cloud Of Smoke.
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