05.23.2007 ROBERT RODRIGUEZ AND ROSE MCGOWAN?

Despite previous denials that they were a couple, Robert Rodriguez and Rose McGowan walked the red carpet hand-in-hand at the Cannes premiere of "Death Proof" yesterday.  TMZ says:

The two had previously denied any on-set boot-knockin', as rumors went rabid that Rodriguez cheated on his then-wife — and "Planet Terror" co-producer, Elizabeth Avellan — with the former "Charmed" witch. At the time, reps for the film said the couple had split "long before" production began.
Homewrecker or not, McGowan's got a new man — and probably a good shot of snagging the lead role in Robert's just-announced "Barbarella" remake.

Is there anyone under 900 years old named Rose?  Other than this one.  That's the name of someone on the back of a handsome knights horse in a fairy tale with talking mice and magic apples.  Rodriguez is a cool guy but I would feel weird about having sex with someone named Rose.  I would feel like I stumbled across an old person unconscious on the kitchen floor and I was taking advantage of them. 

TUXEDOED FACT - the handsome devil making a guest appearance in picture 1 and 2 is Hostel director Eli Roth, who is reportedly dating Rosario Dawson.  Rosario Dawson can do this.




(64) Comments

  1. Shea Nasty 05/23/2007 16:55

    Rose McGowan looks like shit. I think it’s time Lightdragon found himself another dream girl.

  2. Tennessee Tuxedo 05/23/2007 16:55

    adulterers

  3. bryce 05/23/2007 16:55

    Right in the pasty ass! BAM!

  4. Laylo 05/23/2007 16:56

    I bet Robert fucked Rose in the butt.

  5. Laylo 05/23/2007 16:56

    and she liked it.

  6. Tennessee Tuxedo 05/23/2007 16:57

    Where are rock wielding pharisees when you need ‘em?

  7. Laylo 05/23/2007 16:57

    i’m sorry LD. i can’t help it. i’m going to check myself into rehab, i swear!

  8. bryce 05/23/2007 16:58

    There is no way she should be Barbarella. Or that they should even remake Barbarella. But then RR isn’t exactly using the brain betwixt his ears now is he…

  9. manic 05/23/2007 16:58

    I have this strange idea that right before that last picture was taken Rose McGowan was all tensed up and trying to say “oil can” over and over again through severly pursed lips.

    But that doesn’t negate the fact that she once banged Marilyn Manson on the regular, and that prohibits my penis from ever making a nest in her vagina.

  10. roxymoxi 05/23/2007 17:05

    I would totally do Eli Roth. I would do him dirty style in the back of a New York cab. He’s that pretty.

  11. victoria 05/23/2007 17:06

    omg barbarella is my favorite movie of all time, however drew barrymore would make a better lead.

  12. bryce 05/23/2007 17:07

    How do you feel about me? 8 out of 10 squinty-eyed jewish princesses adore me.

  13. bryce 05/23/2007 17:07

    Errr, not as Barbarella obviously but I’ll take what I can get…

  14. Dirty Hairy 05/23/2007 17:11

    Rose looks almost as retarded as that girl with the American Apparel Hoodie. What a scag.

  15. Angel Eyes Van Cleef 05/23/2007 17:14

    Fun film fact: The villain in Barbarella was called Duran Duran, hence the name of the band, er… *scratches head*… ABC. Anyway, if anyone was born to play Barbarella then it’s got to be Scarlet Johanssen.

  16. Ginger 05/23/2007 17:16

    That girl was one-legged hotness…

  17. JackSpratling 05/23/2007 17:22

    And that, my friends, is the definition of punching above your weight.

    Punch above one’s weight: Meaning– Competing against someone who you are no match for.

    Origin The different classes of contestants in boxing matches are distinguish by the weight of the competing boxers - heavyweight, middleweight, lightweight, flyweight etc. The sport is regulated so that only boxers of the same weight fight each other. Someone from a lighter weight wouldn’t be expected to have much chance if ‘punching above his weight’ against a heavier fighter.

    The term is often used figuratively in situations where someone finds themselves competing outside their usual class.

  18. Angel Eyes Van Cleef 05/23/2007 17:26

    I think i might have a crack at this film director malarkey. They seem to have access to some top shelf cabbage. You’ve got that fella and Kate Beckinsale; Tim Burton and both Lisa Marie and Helena Bonham-Carter; Woody Allen and his basket cases and i believe Micheal Moore is seeing a right sort.

  19. buzzgirl 05/23/2007 17:27

    Rosario’s new man is hot.

    Way to trade up.

  20. John Foley 05/23/2007 17:29

    Anyone that’s met Eli Roth in person can tell you one thing:
    Rosario is a beard.

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