05.11.2007 SALMA HAYEKS BOOBS ARE RIDICULOUS

Salma Hayek arrived in Paris yesterday to spend time with her fiancé and the father-to-be of her baby.  It's not known for sure but it's thought that she is between 4 and 5 months pregnant.  So god only knows how big her boobs will be in three months.  Are those even boobs?  It looks like she has an ass on her chest now, too.  God pregnant chicks are weird.

(116) Comments

  1. CE 05/11/2007 17:38

    she used to be so fine… now she looks like a goblin.. :(

  2. JoeBlow 05/11/2007 17:41

    Here we go again. A woman gets pregnant and gains wait and all you little fucking boys freak out. I’d love to have those tits smack me in the face.

    Hell, I’d fuck her while she was pregnant so I could bust a load deep insider her. I wonder if forehead will voice his thoughts tonight.

  3. JoeBlow 05/11/2007 17:41

    Here we go again. A woman gets pregnant and gains wait and all you little fucking boys freak out. I’d love to have those tits smack me in the face.

    Hell, I’d fuck her while she was pregnant so I could bust a load deep inside her. I wonder if forehead will voice his thoughts tonight.

    I wonder if this fucker will double post.

  4. Chris 05/11/2007 17:42

    Those aren’t breasts. She’s smuggling terrorists into this country using intertubes.

    But, if they are breasts, why the hell doesn’t she just stay inside playing with them all day? Shame on her for “having a career” and “doing charity work.” Selfish.

  5. The Lord Humungus The Warrior of the Wasteland The Ayatollah of Rock-and-Rollah 05/11/2007 17:43

    Yeah fuck. Imagine making fun of a woman for getting pregnant and gaining W A I T.

  6. tater tot 05/11/2007 17:45

    wow, she looks like shit. where’s the pregnant woman glow??

  7. EsseQuamVideri 05/11/2007 17:46

    On the plus side they should stop her from accidenlty walking into a wall and breaking her nose. Although…. her head could launch forward and she could suffer whiplash but at least her nose is safe.

  8. Wife of the Year 05/11/2007 17:46

    weight a minute

  9. U-boat 05/11/2007 17:47

    God, I love this woman. Barco de motor!

  10. Tennessee Tuxedo 05/11/2007 17:49

    You can bank that woman has severe backaches.

  11. JoeBlow 05/11/2007 17:49

    Ya know what The Lord H. It is Friday, has been a long work week and I don’t give a fuck if I spelled weight as wait you dumb fuck.

    This place is full of idiots so I’m sure they will get it.

  12. Tony03 05/11/2007 17:51

    Those’re the biggest fucking tits I’ve ever seen!

  13. Angel Eyes Van Cleef 05/11/2007 17:56

    I’ve got nothing against the fabulous tits - except in my imagination - but seeing how she’s marrying a fucking Bond villain she could make more of an effort. What will the henchmen think?

  14. L.Camino 05/11/2007 17:56

    Her kid will never go hungry,that’s for sure! She could feed a small third world country with those things.

  15. jaa6312 05/11/2007 18:05

    CE & Tater Tot, I don’t know if ya’ll are being sarcastic, but if not, you’re queer.

  16. Ruiner 05/11/2007 18:08

    I would call a massive TF on those, but that damn baby bump would get in the way. Weight a minute…if I just TURN AROUND…that’s it! Problem solved. Her latinastache might smell of my testes post coital, but hey - no kiss Lady, it’s just sex.

  17. Morgan02 05/11/2007 18:09

    “God pregnant chicks are weird.”

    I think that’s a typo, it’s spelled H-O-T.

  18. CE 05/11/2007 18:16

    I still say she looks like the hobo that lives right down the street from me.

    I dont like to have sex with hobo’s. Do you?

  19. Juan 05/11/2007 18:20

    Boooobies. Ugly chick with no boobs = ugly chick. Ugly chick with big boobs = not so ugly chick.

    And Salma aint no ugly chick to begin with. Sure, she needs to hit the spa for a makeover, but…boooobies.

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