05.23.2007 THE CHUPACABRA IS IN REHAB. MAYBE.

Both the National Enquirer and Star magazine are reporting this week that a dangerously emaciated Nicole Richie is back in rehab to get treatment for an eating disorder and substance abuse.  They say she checked in on May 11, went through several days of detox, then began an out-patient treatment.  The mags say:

The report alleges that the 25-year-old Simple Life star, weighing only 83 lbs., checked into the Beau Monde Treatment Center in Corona Del Mar, California on May 11. The publications claim that in addition to treatment for anorexia, Richie is receiving care for an addiction to pills.

As word of the upcoming cover stories broke, a rep for Richie immediately issued a denial.  Us.com reports:

Nicole Richie’s rep is denying reports that the Simple Life star has entered a rehabilitative treatment center.
"She is not in rehab,” the rep tells Usmagazine.com. “She is at home in Glendale. Sobriety is an ongoing process but she is sober."

Unfortunately that denial doesn't address what the NE and Star said.  They said she was back home too.  They also said a house was just a building, but a home is filled with love.  Oh Star, always so sentimental.

(27) Comments

  1. Shea Nasty 05/23/2007 02:34

    Oh shit, first?

  2. Shea Nasty 05/23/2007 02:34

    A-ha! Take that you motherfuckers!

  3. getonmycock 05/23/2007 02:34

    Why is this ugly slut still getting talked about on this website?

  4. HoneySuckle 05/23/2007 02:43

    As long as she’s being made fun of I’m okay with her being talked about

  5. Gandalf the Wiccan 05/23/2007 02:50

    See, now this is where you would add a pic of Val and Beth.

  6. Robert 05/23/2007 03:29

    …or Jessica Alba. Or Jessica Biel. Or Jessica Tandy.

  7. kittenpuncher69 05/23/2007 03:45

    i would punch this hoe’s kitten

  8. Vardynator 05/23/2007 04:39

    Who the fuck is she anyway?

  9. Conal 05/23/2007 05:48

    The only way I’d even read an article about this idiot whore’s eating disorder is if she was found dead with a closet filled with mason jars of vomit she’d been trying to hide from her loved ones.

  10. captain lovelog 05/23/2007 06:28

    chew that cud fatty. looks like she has licked the pattern off the china. what a porker.

  11. captain lovelog 05/23/2007 06:30

    mmmmmmmm… black forest cake with whipped cream. cheesecake and strudel. But what to have for dessert after?

  12. Brave Sir Robin 05/23/2007 08:02

    As a rule, I hate chicks that don’t swallow but if she got down to 75lbs, I hit it.

  13. Sloppy Joe 05/23/2007 08:18

    I used to think she was sexy when she was fat, and by fat i mean when she weighed 105.

  14. Brave Sir Robin 05/23/2007 08:31

    Bryce, wake up, wake up…you’re famous!

  15. bryce 05/23/2007 08:54

    Huh…? Wah? I’m up!

  16. bryce 05/23/2007 08:55

    PS: Get her a double cheeseburger stat! *then get her to puke it up, fat bitch*

  17. Willie Beamin 05/23/2007 09:02

    Beth wants your retarded baby’s or something

  18. Juan 05/23/2007 09:08

    Is Nicole putting in her false teeth? These night vision shots give me the creeps, and by that I mean they make me hot.

  19. cornpone 05/23/2007 09:20

    There is cocaine on that plate. The picture is from when Paris Hilton’s stuff got auctioned off by the public storage facility and a bunch of it was posted up online, soon after most of it was taken down due to legal threats

  20. bryce 05/23/2007 09:30

    Juan: are there any porn movies in night vision? Maybe like Predator Porn? What a strange thing to ask… Sometimes I weird myself out.

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