05.18.2007 TIMBERLAKE AND BIEL IN LONDON

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel spent the week in London this week, and maybe even gave signs that they're a new couple as they held hands while shopping and walking the streets of London.  In a related story, I took down a level 4 gargoyle.  "Lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt…"

In hindsight I guess the two stories aren't that similar.




(64) Comments

  1. VegasHustler 05/18/2007 19:45

    Who gives a shit!

  2. VegasHustler 05/18/2007 19:46

    Oh wait I do, that’s why I read this site religiously! Listen Biff, you get your damn hands off of her. Jessica is mine!

  3. brainfart 05/18/2007 19:48

    They look scared of that black fellow…

  4. Ken 05/18/2007 19:51

    “Black fellow” = oxymoron

  5. Lothar of the Hill People 05/18/2007 20:03

    Word on the street is that Cameron Diaz is getting revenge by dating Daniel Radcliffe.

  6. Sarcasto 05/18/2007 20:06

    Jessica Biel = sexy.

  7. mephistopheles jefferson 05/18/2007 20:06

    JT, you truly have brought sexy back. We can only applaud, good sir, we can only applaud.

  8. Vardynator 05/18/2007 20:07

    Woo hoo! I finally made the top 10! Nearly first at last.

  9. Shoeby 05/18/2007 20:36

    is it just me or does timberlake look more and more like k-fed every day. Go get yourself a fucking decent shave you pretentious cock.

  10. DisplacedSarcasm 05/18/2007 20:37

    It’s just you Shoeby.

  11. Johnny5 05/18/2007 20:48

    Biels arse is scrumptious

  12. Redswipe 05/18/2007 20:59

    I’m pretty sure these photo’s were actually taken at Manchester United’s stadium which (as their name may suggest) isn’t in London. Fuck Manchester United and fuck Screech for fucking Biel. Fucker.

  13. Gavrilo 05/18/2007 21:04

    So, a few years post-breakup, Britney just got a weave and JT just got wrist-deep in unbelievaBiel. Advantage: Timberlake.

  14. Angelinas Personal Assistant 05/18/2007 21:12

    Maybe they’ll come to live in London like everybody else. BRILLIANT. If they do I’ll take them out with my road sweeper.

  15. Aaron 05/18/2007 21:53

    A’sPA - I had you pegged? as a South African racist… You’re a Brit? Wow! Just… Wow!

    Johnny 5 - The last pic is a despoiler of worlds, non? She’s thick as a brick, no question.

    All - What’s the up-or-down on this? With ScarJo’s quotes about monogamy being taboo, I think he came out ahead with the wholesome, sexy, bootylicious Biel over the curvaceous, busty, harlotronic temptress… But he couldn’t really go wrong. He is PWNing Slutney Beers.

  16. pump 05/18/2007 22:11

    I am almost %100 positive that Biel does take it in the ass, deepthroat and whatever you can think.
    So I hate Timberlake with my heart.

  17. cornpone 05/18/2007 22:30

    hes an ugly man

  18. JC 05/18/2007 23:00

    Beard for both.

  19. Anthony06 05/18/2007 23:29

    Stick it in her pooper!!!1!

  20. The Lord Humungus The Warrior of the Wasteland The Ayatollah of Rock-and-Rollah 05/18/2007 23:58

    The only way Temberlake is getting into her panties is if he borrows some lingerie for his big date with Bruce and Jeff.

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