Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel spent the week in London this week, and maybe even gave signs that they're a new couple as they held hands while shopping and walking the streets of London. In a related story, I took down a level 4 gargoyle. "Lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt…"
In hindsight I guess the two stories aren't that similar.
















Who gives a shit!
Oh wait I do, that’s why I read this site religiously! Listen Biff, you get your damn hands off of her. Jessica is mine!
They look scared of that black fellow…
“Black fellow” = oxymoron
Word on the street is that Cameron Diaz is getting revenge by dating Daniel Radcliffe.
Jessica Biel = sexy.
JT, you truly have brought sexy back. We can only applaud, good sir, we can only applaud.
Woo hoo! I finally made the top 10! Nearly first at last.
is it just me or does timberlake look more and more like k-fed every day. Go get yourself a fucking decent shave you pretentious cock.
It’s just you Shoeby.
Biels arse is scrumptious
I’m pretty sure these photo’s were actually taken at Manchester United’s stadium which (as their name may suggest) isn’t in London. Fuck Manchester United and fuck Screech for fucking Biel. Fucker.
So, a few years post-breakup, Britney just got a weave and JT just got wrist-deep in unbelievaBiel. Advantage: Timberlake.
Maybe they’ll come to live in London like everybody else. BRILLIANT. If they do I’ll take them out with my road sweeper.
A’sPA - I had you pegged? as a South African racist… You’re a Brit? Wow! Just… Wow!
Johnny 5 - The last pic is a despoiler of worlds, non? She’s thick as a brick, no question.
All - What’s the up-or-down on this? With ScarJo’s quotes about monogamy being taboo, I think he came out ahead with the wholesome, sexy, bootylicious Biel over the curvaceous, busty, harlotronic temptress… But he couldn’t really go wrong. He is PWNing Slutney Beers.
I am almost %100 positive that Biel does take it in the ass, deepthroat and whatever you can think.
So I hate Timberlake with my heart.
hes an ugly man
Beard for both.
Stick it in her pooper!!!1!
The only way Temberlake is getting into her panties is if he borrows some lingerie for his big date with Bruce and Jeff.