Jared Leto – Justin Timberlake Stole My Bustier

February 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Any man who has ever gotten a blow out should never be trusted, and any man who suddenly makes Jared Leto’s fashion choices look age-appropriate and not-douchebag-y should probably think about ending his own life. It’s time Justin. It’s time. Justin Timberlake is a known asshole in the industry and during his recent Super Bowl […]


Justin Timberlake Takes Dump On Prince’s Grave

February 5, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Those questioning Justin Timberlake’s fashion choices during last night’s Super Bowl 52 halftime show should probably know that the pants were made specifically for the occasion, and that the odd shape was necessary for including a special flap that conveniently opened to allow Timberlake to take a huge, piping hot deuce on Prince’s grave. No muss […]


Dylan Farrow Not Sweet On Timberlake’s Complicit Cake Tweet

January 24, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Justin Timberlake is currently undergoing his Katy Perry era woke reinvention, and if you haven’t seen his new music video for Supplies, just know that, according to Paste Magazine, it features “…a wall of TV screens flickering with clips of Harvey Weinstein, Donald Trump, Kevin Spacey, racist cops, violent protesters and other current villains.” I wish […]


Justin Timberlake Reaches Final Level In MeToo Game

January 22, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Times’s Up is probably trademarked already so Justin Timberlake went with calling his new single “Supplies.” He managed to cram almost everything wrong with the world and men right now in a 4 minute video while he came out on the other side smelling like roses. It was like watching the musical rendition of your […]


Justin Timberlake The Gender Mole Blows Cover

January 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Justin Timberlake believed he could fly under the radar and failed horribly. Wonder Wheel was a Woody Allen release that mostly went unnoticed by many and those who did see the film didn’t encourage others to check it out. Justin felt like he was in the clear but according to the logic and reasoning of […]


World Still Cares About Janet Jackson’s Nips As JT Secures SuperBowl Gig

October 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Imagine an entire crowd of people kneeling at halftime to protest the injustices of 2004’s NFL nipplegate. If you’re late to the party #JusticeForJanet is the in-trend.


Jessica Biel Bikinis With Timberlake And Shit Around The Web

November 11, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Jessica Biel shows off her bikini body while on vacation with Justin Timberlake. They’re probably moving to Canada soon.


BET Awards Flummoxed Justin Timberlake

June 27, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jesse Williams who stars on Grey’s Anatomy meaning that your wife or girlfriend knows who he is but you assumed he was a forward for the Pelicans, made a pointed speech about racism during his BET trophy acceptance for being black. Though not black enough that half the crowd wasn’t yellow bones shaming him under their breath.


Madonna Is A Ninja And Shit Around The Web

August 18, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Justin Timberlake is in all kinds of trouble with the Internet after he called desiccated crone Madonna “his ninja”. By that he didn’t mean a medieval Japanese assassin but rather a stand in for that other n-word. You know, the one your grandfather calls the President. Read all about the stupid N-word outrage. (Huffington Post) […]


The Runner Runner Premiere Was An A-List Affair

September 19, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck‘s and Justin Timberlake‘s new “one for them” movie, Runner Runner, had its premiere at the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas last night, and for at least a few minutes the red carpet was an A-list event. Obviously, Affleck and Timberlake showed up per their obligations, as did Gemma Arterton and […]